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I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.

—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley

Active since July 25, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 232.68 100% 2023-03-22
2. joshu (joshunq) 210.65 99% 2020-12-12
3. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 205.73 100% 2019-06-03
4. Jash (freshfastjashe) 192.05 100% 2020-07-24
5. (flaneur) 191.78 100% 2022-11-13
6. Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 189.88 99% 2017-08-13
7. burger flipper (melikepi) 189.81 100% 2023-05-19
8. im liquid smooth (chakk) 188.96 100% 2018-10-08
9. (mononym_jisoo) 188.87 99% 2022-11-07
10. Vielle (arc_sec) 187.13 99% 2019-05-09
11. teliot idibiks (g1_petroleum) 185.07 99.3% 2024-07-06
12. r (deroche1) 184.45 99% 2018-04-26
13. chillin (slekap) 183.40 98% 2020-08-25
14. Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 181.70 99.7% 2019-10-21
15. GINOO AND FLANEUR I LOVE YO... 181.61 100% 2020-02-01
16. Hiroshi (uberkelium) 178.48 100% 2017-11-27
17. john (nothisisjohn) 177.94 100% 2021-12-26
18. taran (mostlynonquit) 177.94 99% 2017-11-16
19. (mcaso123) 177.73 98% 2020-01-28
20. (keegant) 173.83 98% 2020-08-29
21. taran (slowaccount) 173.71 99% 2019-03-30
22. nail's bestie (rainnonquit) 173.46 98% 2019-06-18
23. Blast (rosewolf) 173.23 100% 2020-04-18
24. Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill) 172.93 100% 2019-11-18
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26. elmuchocapitano (elmuchocap... 172.42 100% 2019-05-07
27. Julian (disclo5ure) 171.76 100% 2018-05-03
28. Andrei (_son_) 171.17 100% 2020-12-11
29. vinnii (slowvinni) 171.10 100% 2020-04-18
30. (infectmecoviddaddy) 170.89 98% 2020-05-13

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 12,028 84.48 July 25, 2017
Instant Death Mode 13 98.57 December 7, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 8 83.54 June 25, 2020