Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
—from Seinfeld, a other by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
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| 1. | (joshua728) | 232.03 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2. | Sean Wrona (arenasnow) | 200.97 | 100% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3. | im liquid smooth (chakk) | 191.50 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 4. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... | 190.72 | 100% | 2020-03-07 |
| 5. | (flaneur) | 190.18 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 6. | locked in (g1_petroleum) | 184.07 | 99.7% | 2024-12-08 |
| 7. | chillin (slekap) | 183.75 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 8. | (alpha_panda) | 182.56 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 9. | y (7emp7a7ion) | 181.60 | 99% | 2020-06-24 |
| 10. | Adamsky (adamsky) | 178.05 | 99% | 2020-08-27 |
| 11. | (keegant) | 177.32 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 12. | john (nothisisjohn) | 175.83 | 100% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13. | Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) | 172.53 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 14. | (e6f4e37l) | 171.73 | 99.2% | 2024-12-15 |
| 15. | (fenno4) | 171.65 | 99.3% | 2023-11-19 |
| 16. | (shazman) | 170.21 | 99% | 2020-04-30 |
| 17. | r (deroche1) | 169.03 | 99% | 2018-12-30 |
| 18. | B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) | 167.59 | 99.7% | 2025-04-05 |
| 19. | burger flipper (melikepi) | 165.77 | 99% | 2023-05-25 |
| 20. | (sidd_) | 165.76 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 21. | Vielle (arc_sec) | 165.28 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 22. | qray (qray) | 165.02 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 23. | leonidas (awsomaw) | 164.71 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 24. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 162.17 | 98.5% | 2024-09-09 |
| 25. | (xanderec) | 161.97 | 98.3% | 2024-06-21 |
| 26. | (delirious) | 161.29 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 27. | beat me if u can ; (bblaise) | 160.84 | 100% | 2019-09-11 |
| 28. | eiko (eikomaniac) | 160.47 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
| 29. | yea (thoomb) | 159.62 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 30. | Tanner (tanoh) | 159.11 | 99% | 2019-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 5,825 | 81.57 | December 30, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 67.95 | June 14, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 143.16 | March 7, 2020 |