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A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

—from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 7,204 64.97 June 27, 2017
Calvin and Hobbes 61 63.12 November 18, 2020
Instant Death Mode 33 77.26 September 20, 2017
แ—œ Stenography 15 74.33 December 2, 2021