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Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.

—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 44,895 85.47 August 27, 2017
Instant Death Mode 161 91.51 December 20, 2018
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