Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
—from Napoleon Dynamite, a movie by Jared Hess
Active since February 14, 2018.
361 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,016 | 76.66 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 91.05 | January 30, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.04 | October 21, 2021 |