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Quit complaining! This way I don't have to waste money on morphine! Well Smithers, you were right, he was not dead. I guess I owe you a Coke after all. And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophony of collagenous cogs and camshifts, take that!

—from The Simpsons, a other by Matt Groening

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 222.06 100% 2024-01-04
2. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 185.58 100% 2019-03-10
3. chillin (slekap) 180.49 99% 2020-11-24
4. ​ (uberkelium) 180.08 100% 2017-11-27
5. Vielle (arc_sec) 176.53 100% 2019-02-17
6. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 175.00 100% 2019-08-16
7. mako (mako640) 174.28 100% 2019-03-11
8. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... 173.49 100% 2018-02-05
9. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 172.16 100% 2023-01-05
10. (xanderec) 168.28 100% 2024-10-15
11. spectating a spectator (mpo... 165.60 99% 2019-04-11
12. r (deroche1) 162.88 99% 2017-09-09
13. taran (slowaccount) 161.23 99% 2019-09-06
14. discord.gg/typeracer (landa... 160.66 99% 2021-03-13
15. PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 159.05 100% 2020-05-09
16. (alpha_panda) 157.14 100% 2018-09-28
17. Aaron (aaronadams) 155.87 100% 2018-11-16
18. paperboy ditty (wordracer888) 155.28 100% 2019-03-01
19. B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) 153.81 99.2% 2024-08-22
20. burger flipper (melikepi) 153.70 99% 2023-04-17
21. john (nothisisjohn) 153.56 100% 2021-12-25
22. rain (rainnonquit) 152.95 100% 2019-11-07
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24. (e6f4e37l) 151.07 99% 2020-10-31
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29. carp (trashfish) 148.66 100% 2020-05-30
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 10,400 74.61 June 26, 2017
The Simpsons 31 63.72 January 29, 2021
Instant Death Mode 26 84.67 October 15, 2017
ᗜ Stenography 9 72.93 June 16, 2021