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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.

—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since June 26, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 221.30 100% 2023-11-20
2. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 183.77 100% 2019-02-18
3. (flaneur) 179.36 100% 2023-04-14
4. im liquid smooth (chakk) 177.01 99% 2019-01-15
5. chillin (slekap) 173.74 99% 2020-10-23
6. Influensane - nonquit main/... 170.26 100% 2023-12-27
7. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 169.45 99% 2021-07-09
8. mako (mako640) 169.23 100% 2019-05-07
9. locked in (g1_petroleum) 167.88 99.7% 2024-12-18
10. (keegant) 165.73 99% 2024-07-06
11. (xanderec) 162.18 99% 2025-04-15
12. (mononym_jisoo) 160.90 99% 2023-09-14
13. r (deroche1) 160.61 99% 2018-12-26
14. Xeogran (xeogran) 160.35 100% 2020-10-09
15. (e6f4e37l) 158.94 99.7% 2024-08-04
16. (alpha_panda) 158.67 100% 2018-06-19
17. taran (slowaccount) 154.90 98% 2019-05-18
18. burger flipper (melikepi) 154.74 99.3% 2024-08-14
19. ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) 153.37 99% 2023-09-17
20. Vielle (arc_sec) 152.31 99% 2018-05-02
21. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 151.56 99% 2018-05-05
22. john (nothisisjohn) 148.10 100% 2022-03-19
23. ANDREA (andreaak00) 146.95 99% 2020-03-07
24. leonidas (awsomaw) 146.56 99% 2020-08-01
25. PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 146.23 99% 2019-05-15
26. M A T I A S (praise_duarte) 145.76 100% 2017-10-26
27. (sidd_) 145.39 99% 2019-04-07
28. (delirious) 145.00 100% 2019-01-18
29. Julian (disclo5ure) 144.79 100% 2017-09-18
30. mako640 184 wpm (linearithm... 143.23 100% 2018-09-10

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 7,673 66.87 June 26, 2017
Instant Death Mode 20 83.36 September 3, 2017
ᗜ Stenography 9 54.60 June 15, 2023
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 162.33 April 16, 2017