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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe... when he desires them.

—from Parks and Recreation, a other by Universal Studios Home Entertainment

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 9,347 80.45 February 14, 2018
Instant Death Mode 19 97.92 December 30, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 14 68.19 April 26, 2021