All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?
—from Army of Darkness, a movie by Sam Raimi
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| Default (English) | 1,673 | 85.24 | December 12, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 113.47 | November 27, 2020 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 102.95 | November 22, 2017 |