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Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

—from Rick and Morty, a other by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmoon

Active since August 27, 2017.
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 11,228 78.62 August 27, 2017
ᗜ Stenography 17 69.81 April 21, 2021
Instant Death Mode 6 107.78 December 21, 2018
New English Texts 4 74.25 May 23, 2022