What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 4. | free skin (goldjet30) | 176.08 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5. | (keegant) | 172.57 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6. | Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) | 170.01 | 99% | 2018-02-01 |
| 7. | (landarian) | 169.21 | 98.8% | 2025-02-23 |
| 8. | r (deroche1) | 167.11 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
| 9. | Vielle (arc_sec) | 166.60 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 10. | (flaneur) | 165.03 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 11. | (shazman) | 164.74 | 98.2% | 2024-06-08 |
| 12. | Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) | 163.47 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 13. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... | 162.11 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 14. | burger flipper (melikepi) | 160.58 | 98.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 15. | B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) | 160.13 | 99.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 16. | mako (mako640) | 159.59 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 17. | ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) | 156.08 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 18. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... | 155.88 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 19. | Aaron (aaronadams) | 155.70 | 100% | 2020-05-03 |
| 20. | taran (slowaccount) | 154.48 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 21. | john (nothisisjohn) | 153.34 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 22. | PEAR (enscarr) | 153.04 | 98.6% | 2024-10-29 |
| 23. | E (weihceinre) | 152.16 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24. | Jashe (freshfastjashe) | 151.95 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 25. | (sidd_) | 151.86 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
| 26. | qray (qray) | 151.55 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 27. | Stan (riverwalk) | 150.23 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 28. | Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... | 149.93 | 98.1% | 2023-05-28 |
| 29. | chillin (slekap) | 149.84 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 30. | _ (moonlightcake) | 149.68 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
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