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Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

—from Rick and Morty, a other by Justin Roiland/Dan Harmon

Active since October 7, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
30. (sidd_) 162.11 99% 2018-09-14
31. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 161.87 98% 2020-09-10
32. Joshua (joshuawn) 161.71 100% 2019-09-18
33. Jesse (jessegarcia) 160.67 99% 2018-12-29
34. schollie (schollie) 160.66 100% 2018-10-24
35. i'm slow (pndspirit) 160.05 100% 2020-04-18
36. Andrey (schizo_guy) 159.46 100% 2018-07-31
37. amanogawa (lhykv) 159.32 99% 2020-02-14
38. _(=.=)_ (residober) 158.93 99% 2020-12-01
39. eiko (eikomaniac) 158.70 98% 2020-05-15
40. (delirious) 158.29 100% 2019-01-19
41. ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... 157.88 98% 2020-06-21
42. practically done (g1_petrol... 157.75 100% 2022-06-29
43. run thru the finish line (p... 157.69 100% 2020-08-22
44. free skin (goldjet30) 157.52 97% 2020-10-04
45. . (oh_hai) 157.24 98% 2020-09-04
46. (charlieog) 156.54 99.7% 2022-05-04
47. john (nothisisjohn) 155.58 99% 2020-04-27
48. Han (han2000) 155.37 99% 2017-12-19
49. CRDM (crdm0) 155.34 100% 2020-03-25
50. so be it (despot) 154.52 98% 2020-10-16
51. Sonic (therealsonic) 154.52 98% 2020-09-14
52. Dopaminex (keatonasmith) 154.35 99% 2020-01-22
53. (ghall) 153.98 100% 2018-05-05
54. (landarian) 153.78 98% 2020-09-14
55. (330am) 153.69 100% 2020-04-13
56. Julian (disclo5ure) 153.45 99% 2017-11-02
57. (e6f4e37l) 153.41 99% 2020-09-27
58. (krivos) 153.34 98.9% 2024-02-18
59. israel is disgusting (zest) 152.98 99% 2025-06-20

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 10,168 79.85 October 7, 2017
Instant Death Mode 16 99.43 December 13, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 12 65.25 May 2, 2022
New English Texts 3 74.49 June 1, 2022