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It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my patients die. Yeah, my patients die before they can pay.

—from Like a Surgeon, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since October 7, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 218.56 100% 2024-02-18
2. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 203.13 100% 2019-02-18
3. taran (slowaccount) 185.74 100% 2019-05-22
4. (keegant) 185.11 100% 2025-05-12
5. Jammie (typos_z) 184.69 100% 2023-02-26
6. im liquid smooth (chakk) 184.35 100% 2018-12-15
7. (dominatio) 180.57 100% 2025-03-19
8. jse (dragoncityjose) 178.14 100% 2025-07-22
9. old theme setting removed Β... 169.14 99% 2025-06-01
10. zetria (primalknight) 167.28 100% 2023-09-09
11. deroche (deroche1) 162.46 100% 2018-10-14
12. mako (mako640) 158.59 98% 2019-01-20
13. οΌΆο½ο½Œο½ˆο½ο½“ο½‰ο½“ (v... 157.24 98.3% 2018-11-22
14. ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) 157.13 100% 2023-09-17
15. i talk to the wind (pastash... 156.05 100% 2025-04-29
16. (filth001) 155.57 99% 2022-12-27
17. Syrup (syrupsandwich) 154.18 100% 2023-03-18
18. β›§πŸ¦‡πŸŽƒπŸ’€πŸŽƒπŸ¦‡β›§ ... 153.01 100% 2020-02-07
19. Tsukasa@Dvorak (tsukasa_) 151.77 100% 2023-06-26
20. john (nothisisjohn) 151.75 100% 2020-05-30
21. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 147.19 100% 2020-10-31
22. Aaron (aaronadams) 145.99 100% 2019-06-02
23. lavΓ© (traben) 145.40 99% 2022-08-19
24. (delirious) 143.63 100% 2019-01-12
25. dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) 142.64 100% 2025-04-21
26. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... 142.19 98% 2018-02-08
27. β¦—πŸ§›β¦˜ β¦“β˜ΎβœΉβœ―πš…... 141.55 98% 2017-10-15
28. (mononym_jisoo) 139.87 100% 2020-05-04
29. Qwerty (qwerty91994) 137.63 99% 2021-07-22
30. beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 137.57 100% 2019-01-05

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 2,447 49.43 October 7, 2017
α—œ Stenography 10 37.45 November 2, 2022
Instant Death Mode 6 80.43 May 5, 2019
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 62.24 December 2, 2020