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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

—from The Simpsons, a other by Matt Groening

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1. (joshua728) 225.85 100% 2024-07-13
2. realboot (sahibprime) 200.68 100% 2023-09-09
3. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 188.56 100% 2019-03-01
4. Jammie (typos_z) 187.34 100% 2021-06-10
5. im liquid smooth (chakk) 186.35 100% 2018-10-13
6. (keegant) 183.97 99.6% 2024-07-02
7. Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 180.98 100% 2017-03-31
8. (mononym_jisoo) 180.88 99% 2022-09-03
9. (xanderec) 176.29 99.2% 2024-12-22
10. Xeogran (xeogran) 170.83 100% 2020-10-09
11. chillin (slekap) 170.68 97% 2020-10-15
12. locked in (g1_petroleum) 170.49 100% 2024-06-30
13. Vielle (arc_sec) 170.39 98% 2019-02-25
14. r (deroche1) 170.15 98% 2017-05-02
15. mako (mako640) 166.86 100% 2019-02-25
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18. qray (qray) 162.97 99% 2020-12-02
19. Kathy (florentine) 160.54 97% 2017-04-13
20. ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) 159.52 99.6% 2023-11-14
21. (alpha_panda) 159.34 99% 2018-03-25
22. deroche (alfee) 158.85 98% 2020-05-06
23. i'd buy that for a dollar! ... 158.03 100% 2019-08-11
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29. yea (thoomb) 153.43 98% 2020-10-14
30. Jesse (jessegarcia) 153.03 100% 2019-11-16

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 11,699 72.51 January 13, 2017
The Simpsons 28 65.13 January 29, 2021
Instant Death Mode 17 98.84 December 21, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 10 62.30 January 2, 2022
All TypeRacer Texts 1 107.30 May 14, 2021