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Slade: Who are you? Osama Bin Laden's best friend? Aladeen: No, he is not my best friend. Although he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy is the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.

—from The Dictator, a movie by Larry Charles

Active since December 10, 2017.
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Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
1.	(joshua728)	220.21	100%	2022-06-18
2.	realboot (sahibprime)	195.68	99.7%	2023-11-12
3.	Sean Wrona (arenasnow)	192.38	100%	2018-09-01
4.	(flaneur)	187.70	99%	2023-04-08
5.	(dominatio)	186.86	99.1%	2025-04-11
6.	Influensane - nonquit main/...	186.52	99.3%	2023-11-12
7.	Sean Wrona (arenasnow2)	181.53	99%	2017-12-17
8.	(shazman)	180.61	99.5%	2023-10-27
9.	(keegant)	179.81	99%	2025-04-03
10.	lavé (traben)	178.61	99%	2023-05-31
11.	Vielle (arc_sec)	177.24	99%	2023-04-08
12.	blaqshaq (blaqshaq)	176.83	100%	2020-10-19
13.	🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew...	172.99	99%	2018-04-11
14.	schollie (schollie)	172.90	100%	2018-08-08
15.	r (deroche1)	172.80	99%	2019-02-23
16.	ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103)	171.04	100%	2020-11-20
17.	(e6f4e37l)	169.97	99.5%	2024-11-29
18.	mako (mako640)	169.69	100%	2019-03-03
19.	locked in (g1_petroleum)	167.53	99.5%	2024-06-30
20.	spectating a spectator (mpo...	167.43	99%	2019-01-14
21.	Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop)	166.31	99%	2021-01-11
22.	. (oh_hai)	164.02	99%	2020-03-19
23.	(delirious)	163.08	99%	2019-06-15
24.	burger flipper (melikepi)	162.67	98%	2023-05-19
25.	E (weihceinre)	162.51	99%	2020-01-29
26.	Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v...	161.14	99.3%	2020-06-15
27.	john (nothisisjohn)	161.00	99%	2021-12-24
28.	rain (rainnonquit)	160.82	98%	2020-12-11
29.	taran (slowaccount)	159.93	99%	2018-04-20
30.	mr nonquit (that_shoulder_guy)	159.39	98%	2020-01-30

Universes

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	3,574	98.08	December 10, 2017
Instant Death Mode	8	110.21	January 14, 2019
ᗜ Stenography	2	86.39	March 4, 2024
New English Texts	1	147.70	November 22, 2017