Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long! I am the egg man, they are the egg men. I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob! Mister City, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run! I'm crying, I'm crying.
—from I Am The Walrus, a song by The Beatles
Active since December 10, 2017.
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 6,391 | 79.55 | December 10, 2017 |
| Hip Hop Hits | 13 | 66.59 | February 1, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 7 | 59.01 | January 3, 2024 |
| Instant Death Mode | 5 | 104.13 | December 21, 2018 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 61.14 | December 18, 2024 |