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Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!

—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since June 26, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (valikor) 248.21 — 2019-07-12
2. (joshua728) 211.20 100% 2022-06-26
3. Jammie (typos_z) 187.15 99% 2023-02-25
4. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 185.33 100% 2019-03-10
5. Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 180.61 100% 2017-09-29
6. chillin (slekap) 173.31 99% 2020-11-18
7. im liquid smooth (chakk) 173.30 99% 2018-09-29
8. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 172.98 99% 2020-04-15
9. (alpha_panda) 170.23 99% 2018-11-25
10. r (deroche1) 170.04 99% 2018-09-29
11. (xanderec) 169.89 98.3% 2025-03-09
12. locked in (g1_petroleum) 169.58 99.5% 2024-12-22
13. mako (mako640) 168.02 100% 2018-11-07
14. B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) 166.58 99.5% 2025-04-20
15. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 162.83 99% 2020-08-28
16. discord.gg/typeracer (landa... 162.80 99% 2020-11-20
17. taran (slowaccount) 162.70 99% 2019-05-18
18. it rains it pours (despot) 161.22 99% 2020-12-05
19. ... (adam1205) 158.14 99% 2020-06-11
20. john (nothisisjohn) 157.38 100% 2022-02-03
21. y (7emp7a7ion) 156.81 99% 2020-06-05
22. hello there (siglemic) 156.46 100% 2020-03-18
23. Xeogran (xeogran) 156.29 99% 2020-06-04
24. lavé (traben) 155.36 100% 2022-07-24
25. (nonquit) 155.13 99% 2019-03-30
26. burger flipper (melikepi) 155.09 98% 2023-05-19
27. Jesse (jessegarcia) 154.58 99% 2019-12-10
28. Vielle (arc_sec) 153.39 99% 2019-02-12
29. soup (soupy) 152.59 99% 2018-10-14
30. jse (dragoncityjose) 151.73 99.2% 2024-11-10

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,595 76.89 June 26, 2017
Instant Death Mode 11 91.61 March 4, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 6 55.43 August 1, 2020
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 171.18 April 16, 2017