I think everyone was relieved when you started to grow out of your unhealthy obsession with dogs. Unfortunately, now you think you are a wizard. I know this because I found your collection of spells. Tell me, how does mixing Dijon mustard with sand and then eating it make someone love you?
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since January 14, 2024.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (joshua728) | 234.26 | 100% | 2024-09-26 |
| 2. | (xanderec) | 190.10 | 99.7% | 2024-08-01 |
| 3. | john (nothisisjohn) | 172.67 | 100% | 2024-05-21 |
| 4. | (keegant) | 164.45 | 98.4% | 2024-02-29 |
| 5. | 🍋FIX GHOSTING FIX REVERS... | 163.37 | 99.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 6. | (charlieog) | 154.77 | 100% | 2024-06-30 |
| 7. | Berny (syrupsandwich) | 153.52 | 98% | 2024-05-31 |
| 8. | (zambricks) | 142.04 | 99.3% | 2024-11-04 |
| 9. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 141.12 | 100% | 2024-09-13 |
| 10. | (clergy) | 139.12 | 99.3% | 2024-06-30 |
| 11. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 129.87 | 98.7% | 2024-11-10 |
| 12. | (sputype) | 121.91 | 98.1% | 2024-09-15 |
| 13. | (rektless) | 107.29 | 96.4% | 2025-01-25 |
| 14. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 98.29 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 42 | 131.90 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 42.26 | January 1, 2024 |
| 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |