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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.

—from South Park, a other by Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Active since August 7, 2018.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
85. Sumit (smtchahal2) 172.86 99% 2022-01-03
86. (e6f4e37l) 172.77 99% 2022-05-31
87. Rest in peace (michael910) 172.74 99% 2020-08-11
88. (pokenq) 172.71 99.2% 2025-03-16
89. new switches (pastashapes) 172.52 98.4% 2024-09-21
90. Jesse (jessegarcia) 172.48 100% 2020-05-31
91. beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 172.39 100% 2019-06-26
92. ye (modest_ked) 172.17 100% 2018-10-29
93. I love my thicc girlfriend ... 172.10 99.2% 2025-01-20
94. it rains it pours (despot) 171.43 99.6% 2021-02-06
95. MT (winterpro) 171.39 99.6% 2025-05-15
96. victor (potatoloh228) 171.11 100% 2022-08-02
97. Arrogant (dkaocka) 170.89 98.8% 2024-03-10
98. (fenno4) 170.77 99.6% 2024-02-11
99. new account fenno4 (fennomak) 170.20 100% 2022-07-16
100. amanogawa (lhykv) 170.03 99% 2022-05-24
101. WatchDominion.org (lithox2) 169.94 99% 2022-06-15
102. (landarian) 169.94 99% 2023-01-22
103. Operation Sindoor 🇮🇳 ... 169.88 100% 2024-09-11
104. robloxplayer71499 (robloxpl... 169.84 99% 2022-12-18
105. Lance (derpex) 169.73 99% 2022-08-22
106. (krivos) 169.60 99.2% 2024-02-11
107. how 2 type faster? (not_seg... 169.42 99% 2023-08-28
108. stellarqueen (stellarqueen) 169.21 96% 2023-07-15
109. ✨MTH Insane Typer✨ (jos... 168.96 99% 2023-06-18
110. (nonquit) 168.25 98% 2019-02-24
111. leon (leonzalion) 168.08 99% 2021-08-06
112. Rest Easy Byron (keatonsmith) 167.86 99% 2023-05-20
113. grimace shake that booty oh... 167.82 99.2% 2024-04-17
114. ­ (blazeplayz) 167.69 98.1% 2024-10-22

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 39,074 86.12 August 7, 2018
Instant Death Mode 94 93.90 December 8, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 3 106.01 June 6, 2022
pastebin.com/yd47Y898 1 130.01 January 31, 2019