Cosby Show and Roseanne, think I've taken 'bout as much as I can. Judge Wapner, oh my. You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy. Thirtysomething is alright if you like hearing yuppies whining all night. Can't stand Twin Peaks. Wish they'd lynch those donut-eating freaks. Those Siskel & Ebert bums ought to go home and sit on their thumbs.
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 27, 2017.
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,486 | 72.29 | June 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 17 | 87.71 | August 20, 2017 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 4 | 114.83 | April 15, 2017 |
| แ Stenography | 4 | 60.57 | January 30, 2022 |