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All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?

—from Army of Darkness, a movie by Sam Raimi

Active since December 12, 2017.
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19. Aaron (aaronadams) 139.86 100% 2018-12-29
20. โฆ—๐Ÿง›โฆ˜ โฆ“โ˜พโœนโœฏ๐š…... 139.29 98% 2018-02-08
21. Calculus (uchihalol) 138.94 99% 2020-06-27
22. so be it (despot) 137.69 99% 2020-11-14
23. Discord Bot: tinyurl.com/Ty... 137.52 100% 2021-01-14
24. police (styrofoam) 137.47 99% 2019-03-06
25. Ghosting is 95% LUCK! (lemo... 136.79 97.1% 2025-05-21
26. โ›ง๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฆ‡โ›ง ... 133.98 98% 2020-06-04
27. GHOSTING IS FIXED (120 DAYS... 132.95 98.3% 2024-11-18
28. Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill) 132.23 99% 2019-05-16
29. ๐ŸŒน Black Rose ๐ŸŒน (typi... 132.06 98% 2018-02-07
30. zetria (primalknight) 131.80 98.7% 2023-10-30
31. (mononym_jisoo) 131.34 98% 2021-03-14
32. (ginoo75) 130.77 98.7% 2025-04-22
33. Andrey (schizo_guy) 130.26 100% 2018-09-11
34. kewl (hyper_racer) 130.22 99% 2020-11-14
35. (alpha_panda) 129.90 98% 2018-09-24
36. PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) 129.22 98% 2019-05-20
37. Jesse (jessegarcia) 129.11 99% 2019-09-11
38. run thru the finish line (p... 128.75 99% 2018-04-06
39. Julian (disclo5ure) 127.30 98% 2018-06-15
40. Stan (forestnymph) 126.34 97% 2019-05-27
41. Bucecean (blaskowiscz) 124.72 97% 2018-04-23
42. jeffyjeenie (syrupsandwich) 124.31 97.3% 2024-05-24
43. jse (dragoncityjose) 124.31 97% 2025-06-19
44. (charlieog) 123.25 99.3% 2020-11-14
45. (maintrackaverage) 123.12 99% 2018-11-26
46. Gary (kareemhunt) 122.70 98% 2019-12-30
47. (clergy) 122.37 98.4% 2025-05-22
48. So you have chosen DEATH (m... 122.31 99% 2018-06-29

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 1,673 85.24 December 12, 2017
Instant Death Mode 2 113.47 November 27, 2020
New English Texts 2 102.95 November 22, 2017