Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| 1. | (xanderec) | 178.70 | 99.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 2. | john (nothisisjohn) | 169.77 | 99% | 2024-05-03 |
| 3. | (keegant) | 164.97 | 98.4% | 2024-02-25 |
| 4. | it rains it pours (despot) | 164.53 | 99.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 5. | Berny (syrupsandwich) | 157.54 | 99.2% | 2024-09-05 |
| 6. | (charlieog) | 156.27 | 99% | 2024-08-25 |
| 7. | (clergy) | 144.38 | 98.6% | 2024-02-06 |
| 8. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 138.40 | 100% | 2024-07-07 |
| 9. | (rektless) | 125.14 | 98.8% | 2024-10-30 |
| 10. | (sputype) | 111.17 | 98.1% | 2024-09-14 |
| 11. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 108.33 | 97.3% | 2024-11-17 |
| 12. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 98.91 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
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| Default (English) | 29 | 137.68 | January 14, 2024 |