Yes, we laughed, because I have learned this at least during these four years, that it really requires an empty stomach to laugh with, that only when you are hungry or frightened do you extract some ultimate essence out of laughing just as the empty stomach extracts the ultimate essence out of alcohol.
—from Absalom, Absalom!, a book by William Faulkner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (keegant) | 178.14 | 97.9% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2. | it rains it pours (despot) | 176.16 | 100% | 2025-03-23 |
| 3. | john (nothisisjohn) | 170.64 | 99% | 2024-05-20 |
| 4. | (charlieog) | 159.44 | 98.7% | 2024-09-12 |
| 5. | Berny (syrupsandwich) | 159.03 | 99% | 2024-07-30 |
| 6. | (zest) | 144.51 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7. | (xanderec) | 142.73 | 98.2% | 2024-06-22 |
| 8. | (timjeffery44) | 139.60 | 98.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9. | (clergy) | 129.96 | 97.7% | 2025-04-16 |
| 10. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 126.63 | 97.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 11. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 126.53 | 99% | 2024-03-30 |
| 12. | (rektless) | 124.24 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 13. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 122.09 | 99.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 14. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 98.30 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 15. | (sputype) | 97.87 | 97% | 2024-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 29 | 123.79 | January 14, 2024 |
| Instant Death Mode | 18 | 82.86 | October 18, 2017 |
| New English Texts Are Here | 2 | 108.42 | March 4, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 74.15 | March 4, 2022 |