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They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam. All I know is I fell asleep. And woke up in that Monte Carlo. With the ugly Kardashian Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low. Bars hard, drugs hard thought that's the past but I done did enough codeine to knock future into tomorrow. And girl I ain't got no money to borrow, but I am trying to get you a loan. Car note! Oh! Marshall Mathers shouldn't everybody know. Get the bar soap lathered, kangols and Carhartt, these Cargos. Girl you're fixin' to get your heart broke. Don't be absurd man you bird brained baby I ain't called anybody baby since Birdman. Unless you're a swallow. Word, Rick? Word, man, you heard! But don't be discouraged girl this is your jam, unless you got toe jam.

—from Berzerk, a song by Eminem

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