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Jane: Are you my love? The one I've waited all my life for? John: Yes, yes my darlin'. Hey! Don't touch my hair! Jane: I don't give a damn about your hair, lover boy. You don't know how long I've waited for someone like you. I have to know everything about you. John: Well I graduated summa cum laude from USC in Business. I work for Schliemann-Schliemann's abroker. I drive a black Beamer, own a condo in NCO, and make over $200,000 dollars a year. Hey I got a quarter-million dollars in the bank. I just got a hair implant, you like it? I vacation in con every summer. You think I need a nose job? I date at least one new woman a month. Guess what? You are miss July. Jane: Oh god I thought you were different because you rode a motorcycle. John: It's not mine, I was just sitting on it. Jane: You can take your damn nose job and shove it. John: UAGGHH!!!

—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment

Active since January 1, 1970.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (keegant) 147.03 98.7% 2024-01-15
2. john (nothisisjohn) 139.88 99% 2024-04-20
3. (charlieog) 127.07 98.4% 2024-04-04
4. ​ (clergy) 115.19 97.5% 2024-04-02
5. 1𝐷𝑎𝑦𝐴𝑓𝑡... 107.89 99% 2024-01-17
6. Mufat (mufattm_) 100.61 94.8% 2024-04-05
7. [BOT] (slowtexts) 99.39 98% 2024-01-13
8. -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) 84.21 97.5% 2024-06-14
9. (sputype) 83.54 97.2% 2024-05-21
10. 6kg rat (6kg_rat) 80.82 97% 2024-05-31

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
New English Texts 1 97.49 June 5, 2022
Default (English) 0 0.00 January 1, 1970