Jane: Are you my love? The one I've waited all my life for? John: Yes, yes my darlin'. Hey! Don't touch my hair! Jane: I don't give a damn about your hair, lover boy. You don't know how long I've waited for someone like you. I have to know everything about you. John: Well I graduated summa cum laude from USC in Business. I work for Schliemann-Schliemann's abroker. I drive a black Beamer, own a condo in NCO, and make over $200,000 dollars a year. Hey I got a quarter-million dollars in the bank. I just got a hair implant, you like it? I vacation in con every summer. You think I need a nose job? I date at least one new woman a month. Guess what? You are miss July. Jane: Oh god I thought you were different because you rode a motorcycle. John: It's not mine, I was just sitting on it. Jane: You can take your damn nose job and shove it. John: UAGGHH!!!
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since January 13, 2024.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (keegant) | 147.03 | 98.7% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2. | john (nothisisjohn) | 139.88 | 99% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3. | (charlieog) | 136.59 | 98.7% | 2024-06-28 |
| 4. | it rains it pours (despot) | 133.17 | 98.2% | 2024-09-01 |
| 5. | Berny (syrupsandwich) | 131.53 | 98.3% | 2024-11-15 |
| 6. | (clergy) | 122.08 | 98.2% | 2024-08-07 |
| 7. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 120.68 | 97.2% | 2025-04-16 |
| 8. | (xanderec) | 111.86 | 95.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 9. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 107.89 | 99% | 2024-01-17 |
| 10. | (rektless) | 106.38 | 98.4% | 2024-12-01 |
| 11. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 101.89 | 97.8% | 2024-10-11 |
| 12. | skill issue central (mufattm_) | 100.61 | 94.8% | 2024-04-05 |
| 13. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 99.39 | 98% | 2024-01-13 |
| 14. | (sputype) | 83.54 | 97.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 15. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 80.82 | 97% | 2024-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41 | 109.52 | January 13, 2024 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 97.49 | June 5, 2022 |