Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10331. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 85.34 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 10332. | Nick (lovedanathema) | 85.34 | 94% | 2014-04-12 |
| 10333. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 85.34 | 100% | 2021-05-22 |
| 10334. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 85.34 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 10335. | Sham (shweetz) | 85.33 | 86% | 2013-12-31 |
| 10336. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 85.33 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 10337. | yvmidri (yvmidri) | 85.33 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10338. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 85.33 | 98% | 2014-09-28 |
| 10339. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 85.33 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 10340. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 85.32 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 10341. | Lirei (lirei) | 85.32 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 10342. | Bertram (spoxez) | 85.32 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| 10343. | mchltang (mchltang) | 85.32 | 95% | 2013-03-02 |
| 10344. | Oscar (starskyz) | 85.32 | 89% | 2012-10-19 |
| 10345. | Pikston (pikston) | 85.32 | 97% | 2013-06-28 |
| 10346. | Zachary (dahaak) | 85.32 | 99% | 2013-07-10 |
| 10347. | (mxrvel) | 85.31 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 10348. | Zack (zackyoyoyoyoy) | 85.31 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10349. | Arnold (wiktor172003) | 85.31 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 10350. | Martin (martinthebest) | 85.31 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10351. | 이제이 (beipu) | 85.31 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
| 10352. | Schnu (schnu) | 85.31 | 95% | 2012-06-24 |
| 10353. | Farkhat (farick92) | 85.31 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 10354. | Robert (frobertf) | 85.30 | 97% | 2013-06-18 |
| 10355. | Rodrigo (froxly) | 85.30 | 95% | 2013-01-07 |
| 10356. | Rob (rnt003) | 85.30 | 98% | 2012-09-02 |
| 10357. | Slowest (soez4me) | 85.30 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 10358. | chujev (chujev) | 85.30 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 10359. | Willard (pvtlink) | 85.30 | 94% | 2015-03-07 |
| 10360. | Kono Dio Da (nankan6111) | 85.30 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |