Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... | 151.68 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 29. | john (nothisisjohn) | 151.28 | 100% | 2021-11-02 |
| 30. | CVH (cvh_) | 151.07 | 99% | 2019-09-15 |
| 31. | zetria (primalknight) | 150.07 | 98.6% | 2024-02-11 |
| 32. | ok (mbpt) | 149.86 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 33. | Tutzen (rumpeltutzen) | 149.67 | 99% | 2019-08-30 |
| 34. | shadow (shadowball) | 148.88 | 100% | 2018-09-29 |
| 35. | Julian (disclo5ure) | 148.45 | 100% | 2018-01-22 |
| 36. | vinnii (slowvinni) | 148.36 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 37. | (sidd_) | 148.36 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 38. | (keegant) | 148.11 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 39. | CRDM (crdm0) | 147.73 | 100% | 2017-10-23 |
| 40. | (xanderec) | 147.32 | 97.5% | 2024-06-27 |
| 41. | bob (bobbybobbo) | 147.23 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 42. | (landarian) | 146.83 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 43. | (mononym_jisoo) | 146.80 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 44. | Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... | 146.75 | 97.7% | 2019-02-06 |
| 45. | Liban (hujala) | 146.72 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 46. | ヒマ (himajintyper) | 146.69 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 47. | N/A (notapplicable) | 145.81 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 48. | em (dyqe) | 145.79 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 49. | it rains it pours (despot) | 145.21 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 50. | Kevin (moffitt) | 145.03 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 51. | wumpified8🚄 (wumpified8) | 144.38 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 52. | Onosk (onosko) | 144.05 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 53. | λ (symfonia) | 143.64 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 54. | paperboy ditty (wordracer888) | 143.63 | 100% | 2019-01-12 |
| 55. | (ghall) | 143.62 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 56. | Ella (chawahir) | 143.41 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 57. | Buy $AMC (zyrrac2) | 143.25 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |