As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 187. | parek (prki) | 150.57 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 188. | i talk to the wind (pastash... | 150.29 | 98.3% | 2025-05-04 |
| 189. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 150.22 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 190. | acey (aceycanttype) | 150.21 | 99.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 191. | schollie (schollie) | 150.19 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 192. | Kevin (moffitt) | 150.05 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 193. | incendiary (returnoftheince... | 150.00 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 194. | (mrschoolboy) | 149.82 | 99% | 2025-04-08 |
| 195. | (valikor) | 149.81 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
| 196. | Slow (slow_loris) | 149.80 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 197. | Rob (waboo386) | 149.78 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 198. | wlue (wlue) | 149.72 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 199. | huessy (independencyy) | 149.68 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| 200. | Sven (stupidsven) | 149.55 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
| 201. | Teru (vuttar) | 149.51 | 97% | 2016-08-19 |
| 202. | asdfjkl; (deskripper) | 149.40 | 99% | 2022-11-09 |
| 203. | xKµkKain- (tsvukk) | 149.38 | 97% | 2015-10-14 |
| 204. | (poem) | 149.37 | 99.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 205. | (quitlessfus) | 149.28 | 99.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 206. | meow (xrelative) | 149.28 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 207. | jivanf (jivan108) | 149.03 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 208. | ucsd_kid (trainermax) | 148.91 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 209. | wy (randumbtyper) | 148.89 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 210. | (krivos) | 148.79 | 97.9% | 2024-02-25 |
| 211. | Mike (emrenegades) | 148.79 | 99% | 2018-06-29 |
| 212. | AJ (alister1986) | 148.77 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 213. | gaborone (gaborone) | 148.65 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 214. | (carlibou) | 148.43 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 215. | brian (u_r_n00b) | 148.31 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 216. | DrLawL (drlawc2) | 148.26 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |