When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7966. | Faa (faa7) | 88.29 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 7967. | Inaccurate typer (1omar1) | 88.28 | 95.6% | 2024-06-29 |
| 7968. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 88.28 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 7969. | GuessGen (guessgen) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 7970. | Machine (guldan) | 88.28 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 7971. | Simon (simongreen491) | 88.27 | 98.8% | 2024-10-15 |
| 7972. | Emil (emle10) | 88.27 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 7973. | :o (pc_jones) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 7974. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 88.27 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 7975. | Andy (sheva370) | 88.27 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 7976. | Leong (iamahleong) | 88.26 | 94% | 2017-02-06 |
| 7977. | I've got chickenbox (hanzo123) | 88.25 | 97% | 2025-08-07 |
| 7978. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 88.25 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 7979. | Steve (xonev_dvorak) | 88.25 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 7980. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 7981. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 88.25 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
| 7982. | Guest (train9013c) | 88.24 | 97.2% | 2024-07-26 |
| 7983. | (tulasaeueng) | 88.24 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 7984. | Yet (yet1208) | 88.23 | 97.1% | 2024-07-09 |
| 7985. | shebaw (shebaw) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 7986. | Saman (kittipot1) | 88.23 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7987. | gabe (knbx) | 88.22 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7988. | Mo Re (kimmor) | 88.21 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 7989. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 88.21 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 7990. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 88.21 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 7991. | Kiba (kibarado) | 88.20 | 96% | 2025-10-13 |
| 7992. | J.J. (jaquin5) | 88.20 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 7993. | Katie (katie2096) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7994. | Ethan (creamycanoli) | 88.20 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 7995. | Henry (drwolf) | 88.19 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |