So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8448. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 89.23 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 8449. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 89.22 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8450. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 89.22 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 8451. | Jay (ibanezg22) | 89.21 | 96% | 2011-12-23 |
| 8452. | Doiv (doiv23) | 89.21 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8453. | Seok (seokorean) | 89.21 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 8454. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 89.21 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8455. | Pikston (pikston) | 89.21 | 99% | 2013-05-12 |
| 8456. | Jack (guywhodoesallthegroup... | 89.20 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 8457. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-02-12 |
| 8458. | Diego (diegovictor) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8459. | Alexandra (fallenleaf) | 89.20 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 8460. | max (blajar) | 89.20 | 99% | 2012-07-10 |
| 8461. | Nem (nootoverlord) | 89.19 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8462. | Maros (wlkvr) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 8463. | McLoving (24thknight) | 89.19 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 8464. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 89.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8465. | Zack (coolguy69) | 89.18 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 8466. | Syreeta (reeta) | 89.18 | 96% | 2012-02-08 |
| 8467. | Bud (pimiento7) | 89.18 | 96% | 2014-10-07 |
| 8468. | Fisty (fisty) | 89.18 | 91% | 2012-03-03 |
| 8469. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.17 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 8470. | Dyl (dbambino) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-08-07 |
| 8471. | Dedy (dedy) | 89.17 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8472. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 89.16 | 97.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8473. | fast af (josh53___) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8474. | Alexander (prepared) | 89.16 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 8475. | Jolan (simcoen) | 89.16 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 8476. | h3half (h3half) | 89.15 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 8477. | Jungsu (jkeyboy50) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |