I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 972. | Adelleda - Alexisonfire (vf... | 110.37 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 973. | (northern_lights) | 110.36 | 99% | 2017-11-24 |
| 974. | (andyyy68) | 110.33 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 975. | (proxys) | 110.33 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 976. | jeakai (lolilo123) | 110.29 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 977. | (mallznonquit) | 110.29 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 978. | (rickybobbyhobbylobby) | 110.24 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 979. | (ellusiion) | 110.22 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 980. | Hater (hateself) | 110.22 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 981. | (barpoo) | 110.11 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 982. | Patrick (apbowler) | 110.11 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 983. | (mosanbrick) | 110.09 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 984. | (tjang) | 110.03 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 985. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 110.01 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 986. | Noam (noamaster88) | 110.00 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 987. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 110.00 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 988. | Paruki- (paruki) | 109.97 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 989. | (cpmaniac) | 109.93 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 990. | AJL (oppai59) | 109.93 | 99% | 2019-03-16 |
| 991. | (mathaddict314) | 109.91 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 992. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 109.85 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 993. | (douba) | 109.84 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 994. | ASourMango (asourmango) | 109.84 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 995. | Juan (krapnix) | 109.83 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 996. | yst (taro311) | 109.83 | 100% | 2019-10-18 |
| 997. | Euwern (euwerneese) | 109.82 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 998. | (feasta) | 109.81 | 99% | 2018-07-12 |
| 999. | Harry (pandasboob) | 109.81 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1000. | Ned (nedfrench) | 109.81 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 1001. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 109.76 | 95% | 2019-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |