Text #201

In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test.

—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris

Active since August 19, 2008.
148 total characters in this text.

Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
15.	i talk to the wind (pastash...	176.35	100%	2025-05-19
16.	(charlieog)	174.60	100%	2025-05-19
17.	(landarian)	174.37	100%	2020-07-05
18.	taran (slowaccount)	173.45	99%	2019-12-10
19.	jse (dragoncityjose)	172.99	99.3%	2025-06-05
20.	vishE (actuallynonquitforlife)	172.78	100%	2019-03-06
21.	. (oh_hai)	171.81	96%	2015-07-18
22.	⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ...	170.13	99%	2020-05-26
23.	Syrup (syrupsandwich)	169.89	100%	2023-03-23
24.	🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew...	169.06	99%	2020-04-07
25.	Influensane - nonquit main/...	168.76	99.4%	2024-01-04
26.	🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi...	168.47	97%	2016-09-28
27.	(evestay)	168.29	98.7%	2024-01-01
28.	(jlachney)	166.34	100%	2017-11-13
29.	. (hurst)	165.95	86%	2011-09-14
30.	Ekaterina (azurill)	165.16	—	2009-11-22
31.	Oppy (maximumchris2)	164.54	100%	2015-03-22
32.	Andrey (schizo_guy)	163.64	100%	2015-03-04
33.	mako (mako640)	161.98	99%	2019-01-20
34.	Kathy (florentine)	161.76	97%	2017-04-21
35.	i'd buy that for a dollar! ...	161.19	99%	2019-09-18
36.	Boop (boop99)	160.85	100%	2016-08-10
37.	zetria (primalknight)	160.48	98.7%	2023-07-09
38.	Vince (vincemiller)	159.83	98%	2017-03-07
39.	Buy $AMC (zyrrac2)	157.96	99%	2017-07-15
40.	Aaron (aaronadams)	157.80	100%	2019-01-19
41.	(delirious)	157.35	100%	2019-03-19
42.	Keyboard Papi (aaron_livefit)	157.15	96%	2015-04-13
43.	ye (modest_ked)	156.61	98%	2017-08-24
44.	john (nothisisjohn)	156.49	99%	2019-11-13

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	6,591	50.56	August 19, 2008
Riverside Middle School	24	26.12	January 28, 2011
Instant Death Mode	22	31.08	March 12, 2011