Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 798. | alex (exdunn) | 98.98 | 99% | 2017-07-11 |
| 799. | John (jhakala) | 98.98 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 800. | Dennis (baachou) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 801. | Teegey (teegey) | 98.93 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 802. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 98.93 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 803. | Canadian (killzaa) | 98.89 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 804. | SL (s_lee) | 98.89 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 805. | SCM (smusson) | 98.87 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 806. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 98.84 | 99% | 2020-03-21 |
| 807. | na (padsquad2010) | 98.84 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 808. | JJ (snyderator) | 98.82 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 809. | script/script (henville12) | 98.81 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 810. | Joe (joeborez79) | 98.80 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 811. | (psyhackological) | 98.77 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 812. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 98.73 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| 813. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 98.71 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 814. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 98.68 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 815. | Andreas Vida (johnbonham) | 98.67 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 816. | Lance (firball62) | 98.61 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 817. | Cero21 (cero21) | 98.61 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 818. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 98.57 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 819. | EtherDragon (etherdragon) | 98.48 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 820. | engie (edrian_a) | 98.47 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 821. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 98.47 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 822. | rappers delight (metralleta) | 98.46 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 823. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 98.45 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 824. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 98.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 825. | Brad (thaboggla) | 98.39 | 100% | 2019-06-23 |
| 826. | Leon (bluesunset) | 98.37 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 827. | Sam (scoutamis123) | 98.37 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |