Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 299. | (nielsjensen) | 139.21 | 100% | 2025-10-11 |
| 300. | (tempaccount_1) | 139.17 | 96.7% | 2024-02-10 |
| 301. | (10to20wpm) | 139.08 | 99% | 2024-07-04 |
| 302. | (famoustimmynoquit) | 139.04 | 98% | 2024-08-03 |
| 303. | (mmmm) | 139.01 | 97% | 2025-10-01 |
| 304. | (ptes77) | 139.01 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 305. | (aqibpak) | 138.87 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 306. | (furysummoner) | 138.83 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 307. | (rubberdome) | 138.83 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 308. | (turbotruckdriver) | 138.74 | 100% | 2023-04-27 |
| 309. | (dimitard) | 138.57 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 310. | (rintau) | 138.55 | 98% | 2025-10-27 |
| 311. | (steveleeb) | 138.48 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 312. | wrists parallel (cheffray) | 138.47 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 313. | (immorrtal) | 138.44 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 314. | (veriston) | 138.32 | 98.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 315. | (linuxman_linux) | 138.31 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 316. | Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) | 138.30 | 99% | 2019-01-05 |
| 317. | (yamanakaeclair) | 138.23 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 318. | Mr. lee's expository writin... | 138.21 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 319. | veridis quo (guest_from_bos... | 138.18 | 100% | 2021-12-16 |
| 320. | oh my god dso093 (zeptir) | 138.13 | 98.7% | 2025-02-08 |
| 321. | (abcdefgh1a) | 138.11 | 99% | 2025-06-08 |
| 322. | (limtutu) | 138.00 | 100% | 2021-08-31 |
| 323. | nikki (boopclementine) | 137.97 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 324. | (kittipopice) | 137.83 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 325. | (kaibee) | 137.80 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 326. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 137.69 | 99% | 2026-02-16 |
| 327. | (isuckgarbage) | 137.69 | 98% | 2023-11-06 |
| 328. | Sadge (elusoryx) | 137.59 | 98% | 2017-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |