In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 161.40 | 99% | 2025-08-10 |
| 9. | (mononym_jisoo) | 160.90 | 98.8% | 2023-09-14 |
| 10. | deroche (deroche1) | 160.61 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 11. | Xeogran (xeogran) | 160.35 | 100% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12. | (e6f4e37l) | 158.94 | 99.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 13. | (alpha_panda) | 158.67 | 100% | 2018-06-19 |
| 14. | leonidas (awsomaw) | 155.64 | 99% | 2025-11-20 |
| 15. | taran (slowaccount) | 154.90 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 16. | (melikepi) | 154.74 | 99.3% | 2024-08-14 |
| 17. | B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) | 154.10 | 99% | 2025-07-11 |
| 18. | ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) | 153.37 | 99.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 19. | john (nothisisjohn) | 148.10 | 100% | 2022-03-19 |
| 20. | (praise_duarte) | 145.76 | 100% | 2017-10-26 |
| 21. | (sidd_) | 145.39 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 22. | (delirious) | 145.00 | 100% | 2019-01-18 |
| 23. | (disclo5ure) | 144.79 | 100% | 2017-09-18 |
| 24. | (linearithmetic) | 143.23 | 100% | 2018-09-10 |
| 25. | ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... | 143.09 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 26. | (aaronadams) | 142.66 | 100% | 2018-12-16 |
| 27. | (landarian) | 142.52 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 28. | Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... | 141.62 | 98.4% | 2019-02-04 |
| 29. | (nonquit) | 140.66 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
| 30. | (paradoxpigeon) | 140.46 | 100% | 2021-03-12 |
| 31. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 138.73 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 32. | (scaphism) | 138.27 | 99% | 2019-12-06 |
| 33. | Rodrigo (zurrion) | 137.62 | 99.3% | 2024-02-19 |
| 34. | (dumbnerd) | 137.14 | 100% | 2017-08-27 |
| 35. | WatchDominion.org (lithox2) | 136.88 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 36. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... | 136.52 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 37. | zetria (primalknight) | 136.11 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |