As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6508. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 93.13 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
| 6509. | Kevin (lin6625) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 6510. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 93.12 | 96.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 6511. | Kaden (kaden_1) | 93.12 | 96.4% | 2024-01-28 |
| 6512. | Brian (leviatan625) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 6513. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
| 6514. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 6515. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6516. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 93.11 | 96.3% | 2024-12-02 |
| 6517. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 6518. | K2 (k_twobit) | 93.10 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6519. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 6520. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6521. | Lucid (dldri) | 93.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 6522. | Matland (matland) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6523. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 93.09 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 6524. | Tyson (tysontn) | 93.08 | 96% | 2025-08-02 |
| 6525. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 93.08 | 98% | 2025-06-25 |
| 6526. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 6527. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 6528. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 6529. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
| 6530. | Matthew (linkofeare) | 93.06 | 91% | 2015-05-12 |
| 6531. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6532. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6533. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.06 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 6534. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 6535. | Nico (ookami3) | 93.05 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6536. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 6537. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |