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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.

—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert

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4292. Sophie (buzzspark) 101.74 97% 2021-04-03
4293. Antonius (instanton) 101.74 97% 2014-04-29
4294. Yelov (multizymeth) 101.74 99% 2018-08-28
4295. Lack (lackhammer) 101.73 98% 2022-03-08
4296. David (zoltaea) 101.73 88% 2015-09-27
4297. Patrik (isei) 101.73 — 2009-04-28
4298. Niccster (niccster10) 101.72 97% 2020-09-08
4299. =RADULE= (radule) 101.72 99% 2022-10-01
4300. Erik (merkinmeerkats) 101.70 99% 2021-08-01
4301. Eric (guster09) 101.70 94% 2016-03-28
4302. bzn (beeznees) 101.70 — 2010-09-29
4303. Newblesoup (kkanddd) 101.68 95% 2012-08-16
4304. Josh (ninjo) 101.68 98% 2013-09-08
4305. acsim (acsim) 101.68 98% 2015-07-12
4306. Penguino (cspenguino) 101.67 95% 2016-01-09
4307. nonquitur (nonquitter) 101.67 — 2009-11-21
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4309. augustus (polonius) 101.66 86% 2013-06-26
4310. Mike (roguecurlybracket) 101.65 99% 2022-03-30
4311. Omar (infus3d) 101.65 98% 2022-05-01
4312. Kevin (kebinh) 101.65 96% 2014-01-28
4313. Petra (petralala) 101.65 96% 2014-12-04
4314. thefallenrat (_rat_) 101.64 99% 2017-12-26
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4317. twitch.tv/josephkoony (jose... 101.63 96% 2017-02-26
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4319. 1000 & beyond (gkaps) 101.62 98% 2021-09-29
4320. Fart (chuckster73) 101.62 97% 2021-04-12
4321. M (lazydaze) 101.61 96% 2015-11-25

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 97,954 74.88 August 3, 2008
Instant Death Mode 140 73.09 April 2, 2010
Riverside Middle School 5 47.69 February 10, 2011
##typeracer 4 60.57 February 11, 2021
TypeRacer Classic 2 58.30 May 28, 2021