So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4813. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 99.78 | 91% | 2015-05-05 |
| 4814. | relaxx (cloudkid) | 99.77 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4815. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 99.77 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4816. | David (pherric0xide) | 99.77 | 97% | 2014-04-16 |
| 4817. | PAID ISRAEL (dnatrixene135) | 99.76 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 4818. | yo momma (nav203) | 99.76 | 96.5% | 2023-11-02 |
| 4819. | Binarus (binarus) | 99.76 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 4820. | derdier (derdier) | 99.76 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4821. | daniel3131 (thedaniel3131) | 99.76 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4822. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 99.76 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4823. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 99.75 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4824. | Jeff (ruigi) | 99.75 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 4825. | Vince (xisthur) | 99.74 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 4826. | Andrew (vanilla51111) | 99.74 | 90% | 2016-12-28 |
| 4827. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.74 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4828. | P100 (close280) | 99.74 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 4829. | Kailh (kailhbox) | 99.73 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 4830. | n8 (slacker00) | 99.73 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4831. | yora (yorunei) | 99.73 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4832. | Saba (junior6) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4833. | Shapes (yshapes) | 99.73 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4834. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 99.73 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4835. | John (jhakala) | 99.73 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4836. | alpha800 (alpha800) | 99.72 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
| 4837. | Al (quicksilver95) | 99.71 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 4838. | Johnny (mlat8410) | 99.71 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4839. | Justine (juhstina) | 99.71 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4840. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 99.71 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4841. | Shiki (cheng500) | 99.70 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 4842. | Like Like (like_like) | 99.70 | 99% | 2016-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |