I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3987. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 106.54 | 98.6% | 2023-07-03 |
| 3988. | danny (stewyvirus) | 106.53 | 98.4% | 2024-06-12 |
| 3989. | Alex (mathcruncher) | 106.52 | 99% | 2017-02-09 |
| 3990. | falling down (_nirvana) | 106.52 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 3991. | Ciprian (cippo) | 106.51 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3992. | Stefan (baltodk) | 106.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 3993. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 106.49 | 98.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3994. | Andrew (speedy314) | 106.49 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 3995. | acsim (acsim) | 106.49 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3996. | Bucky (buhcky) | 106.48 | 97.7% | 2023-11-15 |
| 3997. | adam (ajpiano) | 106.47 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3998. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 106.46 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3999. | 000 (oknotok_) | 106.45 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 4000. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 106.45 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 4001. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 106.45 | 99% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4002. | David (d8vidherrera) | 106.44 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 4003. | Greg (stripedninja) | 106.43 | 98% | 2025-07-31 |
| 4004. | cooler (unpluged) | 106.43 | 98.1% | 2024-05-04 |
| 4005. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 106.43 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 4006. | bigrat.monster (fingerlessr... | 106.42 | 98% | 2025-03-29 |
| 4007. | Max (hooterr) | 106.40 | 97.8% | 2023-12-16 |
| 4008. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 106.40 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 4009. | I (excelsiate) | 106.40 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4010. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 106.39 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 4011. | Greg (greg09) | 106.39 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4012. | Revan (revanchist) | 106.39 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 4013. | shylingg (dyingllama) | 106.39 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 4014. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 106.39 | 100% | 2021-07-05 |
| 4015. | Lunchlady (xg33kx) | 106.39 | 94% | 2017-01-20 |
| 4016. | Marc (exorbis) | 106.38 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |