As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9311. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 85.30 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9312. | Matteo (matbon01) | 85.30 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9313. | German (germopotter) | 85.30 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9314. | Vincent (vinpiphany) | 85.29 | 96% | 2017-02-13 |
| 9315. | jono (jono8103) | 85.29 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
| 9316. | Minseok (devani10) | 85.29 | 98% | 2016-02-22 |
| 9317. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 85.29 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 9318. | Linh (moss84) | 85.29 | 91% | 2016-06-26 |
| 9319. | Ray (ray_mond) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9320. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 85.28 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9321. | Qwe (zucua4) | 85.28 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 9322. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 85.28 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 9323. | fasdfsaf (qwer64654) | 85.27 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 9324. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 85.27 | 99% | 2025-07-12 |
| 9325. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 85.27 | 96.6% | 2023-06-02 |
| 9326. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 85.27 | 98% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9327. | Sadra (sadra17) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9328. | Galobtter (galobtter) | 85.26 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9329. | Ryan (rdn26) | 85.26 | 98.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9330. | Ktorvi (ktorvi) | 85.26 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9331. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 85.26 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 9332. | typingishard (dweepers) | 85.26 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9333. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9334. | Jack (g3no_typ3) | 85.25 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9335. | Leo (t_t_tetanic) | 85.24 | 97.1% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9336. | Pikston (pikston) | 85.24 | 98% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9337. | SMOgamer1100 (smogamer1100) | 85.23 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9338. | Garette (mofiggy) | 85.23 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9339. | Shashank (ghostuwu) | 85.23 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 9340. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 85.23 | 97.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |