So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 774. | (majhatiger) | 125.34 | 99% | 2014-09-27 |
| 775. | (samchez) | 125.28 | 97% | 2013-05-09 |
| 776. | (dohak) | 125.28 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 777. | (gavwhela) | 125.27 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 778. | dva main (thedragonemperor) | 125.26 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 779. | Tim (patashu) | 125.25 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 780. | quite fast (edonn) | 125.24 | 100% | 2018-11-15 |
| 781. | (hopely) | 125.22 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 782. | (novelbear) | 125.18 | 98.8% | 2023-06-18 |
| 783. | Daniel (lordoftards) | 125.15 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 784. | (imdabait) | 125.14 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 785. | (ukimub) | 125.13 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 786. | (forbs) | 125.12 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 787. | (bastian) | 125.10 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 788. | (filco) | 125.09 | 100% | 2016-08-27 |
| 789. | bleh (veryslowracer) | 125.08 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 790. | (fantazm) | 125.05 | 100% | 2019-07-29 |
| 791. | (flip2theleft) | 125.05 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 792. | (djs_) | 125.05 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 793. | bell (bellol) | 125.02 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
| 794. | (glennrehn) | 125.02 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 795. | (aeons) | 125.02 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 796. | (greatsentinel) | 124.99 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 797. | (paulllll) | 124.97 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 798. | (dummytron) | 124.97 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 799. | (nonquitrainbowdude) | 124.95 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 800. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 124.94 | 99% | 2019-02-27 |
| 801. | (flapjacks) | 124.93 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 802. | (bitcoinpanda) | 124.91 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 803. | (chillb0) | 124.85 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |