So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11020. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 83.59 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 11021. | cruise control (terminator_... | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 11022. | Avuv (parper) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 11023. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 11024. | visnuk (visnuk) | 83.58 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 11025. | rainbow (rainbowrave) | 83.58 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11026. | hpq (hpqoeu) | 83.58 | 88% | 2013-01-03 |
| 11027. | Amy (squeaky96) | 83.58 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 11028. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 83.58 | 98% | 2013-03-10 |
| 11029. | Rajesh (raj_rock) | 83.58 | 95% | 2012-06-25 |
| 11030. | Miki (prevailer) | 83.58 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 11031. | Inc (goodmoneyinc) | 83.58 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 11032. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 83.58 | 91% | 2011-11-27 |
| 11033. | Dylan (dylanv67) | 83.57 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
| 11034. | Nick (remiyui) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 11035. | On (tornadox) | 83.57 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11036. | m&m (egyz) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11037. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11038. | Emmett (olea9691) | 83.56 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 11039. | CS (chaosstalker) | 83.56 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 11040. | Bethany (thelegendarybethboii) | 83.55 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11041. | Trash (jayohobo) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 11042. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 83.55 | 100% | 2022-05-03 |
| 11043. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 83.55 | 93% | 2011-06-22 |
| 11044. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 83.55 | 92% | 2011-10-14 |
| 11045. | matex72 (matex72) | 83.54 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 11046. | Brandon (saosin) | 83.54 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 11047. | burro (banton) | 83.54 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 11048. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11049. | Copycatken (copycatken) | 83.52 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |