I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3035. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 111.23 | 99% | 2024-09-01 |
| 3036. | Carl (countrefresh) | 111.23 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 3037. | use appropriate username (w... | 111.23 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3038. | Lance (lznce) | 111.21 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 3039. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 111.21 | 98.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3040. | jhon (burnerjhon) | 111.20 | 97.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 3041. | Alex (xanfan01) | 111.20 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 3042. | alshbalasle (hadisulfe) | 111.18 | 98.3% | 2025-04-27 |
| 3043. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 111.18 | 99% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3044. | x (derpzz) | 111.18 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3045. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 111.17 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3046. | Lowie (lowieez) | 111.17 | 96% | 2017-01-18 |
| 3047. | Lewis (znake) | 111.17 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 3048. | bub (bubmaley) | 111.16 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 3049. | Mitch (brockieboy) | 111.16 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 3050. | snufaffu (snuffletruffle_) | 111.15 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 3051. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 111.14 | 98% | 2024-03-11 |
| 3052. | coolguy22 (coolguy22laptop) | 111.14 | 95% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3053. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 111.14 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3054. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 111.13 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 3055. | Kieran (kahinjin) | 111.13 | 95% | 2022-02-01 |
| 3056. | Volti (to_5bg) | 111.11 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 3057. | タイ (dtinth) | 111.11 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 3058. | Jack (ikombo) | 111.09 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 3059. | Azakaka (azakaka) | 111.08 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 3060. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 111.07 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3061. | 🚀 (aqua_desu) | 111.07 | 96.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 3062. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 111.07 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 3063. | Stu (iamthestu) | 111.07 | 99% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3064. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 111.06 | 99.3% | 2024-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |