As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6386. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 93.18 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 6387. | Lieuwe (lieuwex) | 93.18 | 91% | 2015-09-20 |
| 6388. | Allen (coraza) | 93.18 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6389. | Rachel (rlau) | 93.17 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 6390. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 93.17 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6391. | Bryan (brianbui) | 93.17 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6392. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 93.16 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 6393. | alvin (alvingogo) | 93.16 | 97.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 6394. | JRD (yesjrd) | 93.16 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6395. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 93.16 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6396. | Sam (samuel1112) | 93.16 | 96% | 2016-11-16 |
| 6397. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 93.15 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6398. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 93.15 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 6399. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6400. | Kelli (klandry80) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 6401. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 93.14 | 96.5% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6402. | moofasa (macywood) | 93.13 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 6403. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 93.13 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6404. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 93.13 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
| 6405. | Kevin (lin6625) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 6406. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 93.12 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 6407. | Kaden (kaden_1) | 93.12 | 96.4% | 2024-01-28 |
| 6408. | Brian (leviatan625) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 6409. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
| 6410. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 6411. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 93.11 | 96.3% | 2024-12-02 |
| 6412. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6413. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 6414. | K2 (k_twobit) | 93.10 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6415. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |