As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6206. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
| 6207. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 6208. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 93.11 | 96% | 2024-12-02 |
| 6209. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6210. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 6211. | K2 (k_twobit) | 93.10 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6212. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 6213. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6214. | Lucid (dldri) | 93.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 6215. | Matland (matland) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6216. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 93.09 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 6217. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 6218. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 6219. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 6220. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 6221. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
| 6222. | Matthew (linkofeare) | 93.06 | 91% | 2015-05-12 |
| 6223. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6224. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6225. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.06 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 6226. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 6227. | Nico (ookami3) | 93.05 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6228. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 6229. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 6230. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6231. | Fluoride Action Network (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6232. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6233. | James (jmather1) | 93.03 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6234. | Mitchell (datasnaek) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
| 6235. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |