Jester. (jesterdaicha)

Race #7960

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Official speed 59.44 wpm (51.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 9, 2018 12:35:26pm UTC
Race Finish May 9, 2018 12:36:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. immevdb (65.64 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 50.53
Text #3622343 (Length: 256 characters)

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!