eat my dust, quitters! (playscrabble)

Race #3

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Official speed 125.32 wpm (21.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 17, 2013 7:26:17pm UTC
Race Finish February 17, 2013 7:26:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. thearchangel (130.01 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.