johnbutactuallynotjohn (yesbutactuallyno)

Race #1330

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Official speed 72.38 wpm (80.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 9, 2021 4:01:54pm UTC
Race Finish May 9, 2021 4:03:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. moelanen (84.65 wpm)
2. cypher404 (84.55 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 117.02
Text #3641013 (Length: 484 characters)

He never shut up about you. You'd think he was the only guy in the planet who had a son the way he carried on. One day, he brought you down to the precinct and he introduced you around as a junior detective to every cop in the house. I mean, you just loved that. And then, I remember, at some point you drifted away. Man, did he panic. He had about ten detectives looking for you. We finally found you in the captain's office, wearing his hat. I guess you always had a thing for hats.