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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #4070203 Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes regis... 99 23 1.360 147.13 — (zambricks) 80.06 80.06 February 5, 2021
2. #4070204 It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good! 62 21 1.184 146.34 — (zambricks) 117.48 117.48 February 21, 2021
3. #3810478 Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's ... 186 37 1.158 154.02 — police (styrofoam) 78.75 78.75 January 30, 2021
4. #4070480 No sports, no rock, no information. For mindless chatter, we... 77 12 1.158 143.04 — (zambricks) 106.12 106.12 February 8, 2021
5. #3810487 Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?... 222 31 1.133 144.84 — police (styrofoam) 83.78 83.78 January 30, 2021
6. #3810494 The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... 219 31 1.123 144.32 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 75.80 75.80 January 30, 2021
7. #3810497 I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You co... 160 18 1.098 94.79 — Aimee (type1didibeatyou) 55.09 55.09 January 31, 2021
8. #4070092 Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of thermo... 69 22 1.096 135.41 — (zambricks) 104.56 104.56 February 12, 2021
9. #3810476 I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... 313 28 1.084 158.37 — police (styrofoam) 73.75 73.75 January 30, 2021
10. #4070202 It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child... 118 32 1.083 159.42 — (zambricks) 83.81 83.81 January 29, 2021
11. #3810503 One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ant... 130 26 1.079 144.28 — (zambricks) 93.24 93.24 January 27, 2021
12. #3810491 Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if... 259 24 1.078 123.68 — police (styrofoam) 79.13 79.13 January 30, 2021
13. #3810481 I been slumping all season but now I found a reason. I struc... 250 33 1.076 132.25 — police (styrofoam) 74.86 74.86 January 29, 2021
14. #3810486 We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversi... 213 25 1.076 136.15 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 72.27 72.27 February 1, 2021
15. #3810492 Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk ma... 224 30 1.058 156.78 — police (styrofoam) 74.03 74.03 January 29, 2021
16. #3810500 All right. This town must be hot. They don't need a large ad... 143 46 1.048 149.76 — (zambricks) 74.43 74.43 January 30, 2021
17. #3810490 Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... 218 38 1.045 120.81 — beachturkey (beachtukrey) 71.53 71.53 January 29, 2021
18. #3810489 Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police t... 248 26 1.031 139.40 — police (styrofoam) 71.79 71.79 January 30, 2021
19. #3810498 You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days ... 225 22 1.030 142.18 — police (styrofoam) 65.95 65.95 January 29, 2021
20. #3810484 On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has ... 171 12 1.025 85.98 — Marcel (heel_darewolf) 57.95 57.95 January 30, 2021
21. #4060197 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in... 117 35 1.010 130.52 — (zambricks) 74.48 74.48 January 30, 2021
22. #3810501 He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats a... 177 23 1.006 89.50 — floki3033 (floki3033) 50.36 50.36 January 29, 2021
23. #3810480 Quit complaining! This way I don't have to waste money on mo... 248 31 1.003 112.22 — beachturkey (beachtukrey) 63.72 63.72 January 29, 2021
24. #3810483 You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in te... 210 25 0.990 123.32 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 76.31 76.31 January 30, 2021
25. #3810496 I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connec... 208 24 0.986 116.09 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 60.12 60.12 January 29, 2021
26. #3810477 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you'v... 426 15 0.982 130.50 — police (styrofoam) 90.77 90.77 January 30, 2021
27. #3810488 Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-hor... 317 14 0.979 126.11 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 70.99 70.99 January 30, 2021
28. #3622343 Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're abou... 256 28 0.979 113.66 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.13 65.13 January 29, 2021
29. #3810495 Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encoun... 287 20 0.971 119.52 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.39 65.39 February 5, 2021
30. #3810502 You're in big trouble, Burns. Homer Simpson's job requires c... 170 17 0.946 80.88 — Billy (ciean) 56.89 56.89 January 31, 2021
31. #3810482 I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... 208 17 0.921 102.34 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 72.33 72.33 January 29, 2021
32. #3810485 Good evening, here's an update on last week's nursing home e... 319 17 0.906 90.42 — beachturkey (beachtukrey) 69.02 69.02 January 30, 2021
33. #3810479 Balderdash! Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett figh... 220 21 0.903 87.37 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 54.68 54.68 January 30, 2021
34. #3810493 Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy. But so what? Animation i... 425 13 0.841 101.41 — Jacob (vanosgaming2014) 76.25 76.25 January 30, 2021
35. #3810499 My turn. Kwyjibo. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O, 22 points, plus triple word... 137 12 0.823 78.54 — Jason (jasonfherring) 46.06 46.06 January 29, 2021
36. #3640509 Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school dip... 133 27 0.726 106.64 — police (styrofoam) 44.39 44.39 January 30, 2021