Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4070283 |
Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? |
214 |
1 |
1.847 |
94.53 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
94.53 |
94.53 |
November 20, 2024 |
| 2. |
#4070316 |
In the 60s one could observe a shift in emphasis: as I have characterized it before, first it was the task of the programs to instruct our machines, a decade later it was the task of the machines to execute our programs. |
220 |
3 |
1.742 |
89.15 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
61.92 |
61.92 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 3. |
#4070091 |
I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone. All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. |
157 |
1 |
1.623 |
83.04 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
83.04 |
83.04 |
November 20, 2024 |
| 4. |
#4070303 |
But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add "within the limits of the law" because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual. |
275 |
1 |
1.586 |
81.17 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
81.17 |
81.17 |
November 18, 2024 |
| 5. |
#4070372 |
The learner, from his remote, strapped-in position, pushes one of four switches to indicate which of the four answers he thinks is the right one. If he gets it right, nothing happens and you go on to the next one. If he gets it wrong, you push a switch that buzzes and gives him an electric shock. You start with 15 volts and increase the number of volts by 15 for each wrong answer. The object is to find the shock level at which you disobey the experimenter and refuse to pull the switch. |
490 |
1 |
1.522 |
77.90 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
77.90 |
77.90 |
November 18, 2024 |
| 6. |
#4070360 |
Marcy, I won the lottery. Six numbers out of seven, that's $31,000. Isn't that freakin' amazing? It would have been $62,000, but someone else won the lottery. Oh my God... oh my God, that's you! 'Cause I took your numbers. You win the lottery too. Congratulations! Wait... that means I took half your money. That's like cheating. Yeah, you know what, I should just give it to you. So yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. But I mean, what are the chances that your numbers would be picked any more than mine, right? Oh my God, did you hear the greed in my voice? Because I sure did. I mean, I may as well have just come out and said, "That money's mine!" Ugh... this is how money ruins people. I think I'm gonna be sick. |
714 |
1 |
1.517 |
77.65 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
77.65 |
77.65 |
November 19, 2024 |
| 7. |
#4070144 |
Reason will not lead to solution. I will end up lost in confusion. I don't care if you really care, as long as you don't go. |
124 |
1 |
1.502 |
76.86 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
76.86 |
76.86 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 8. |
#4070441 |
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. |
152 |
4 |
1.465 |
97.65 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
58.15 |
58.15 |
November 18, 2024 |
| 9. |
#4070221 |
You know, when I was a kid, food was food. Before our scientific magicians poisoned the water, polluted the soil, decimated plant and animal life. Why, in my day, you could buy meat anywhere. Eggs, they had. Real butter, fresh lettuce in the stores. |
249 |
2 |
1.381 |
86.78 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
68.53 |
68.53 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 10. |
#4070103 |
It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I sing with inflection that makes you feel I'll convey some inner truth or vast reflection. But I've said nothing so far, and I can keep it up for as long as it takes. |
208 |
2 |
1.331 |
103.28 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
95.52 |
95.52 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 11. |
#4070249 |
The equestrian image of the emperor, displaying him as the all-conquering lord of the earth, had been a firmly established tradition ever since Julius Caesar had permitted such a statue of himself to be erected in the Forum Julium. |
231 |
2 |
1.315 |
84.30 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
80.29 |
80.29 |
November 18, 2024 |
| 12. |
#4070068 |
Do they not know that my subjects require for their exposition experience rather than the words of others? |
106 |
1 |
1.315 |
215.23 — deroche (deroche1) |
215.23 |
215.23 |
February 14, 2019 |
| 13. |
#4070101 |
There's something happening somewhere. Baby, I just know that there is. |
71 |
22 |
1.300 |
174.64 — (zak389) |
148.71 |
148.71 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 14. |
#4070352 |
To make a consistent fry, any manufacturer begins with uniform-sized and -shaped potatoes that are sliced into standard lengths and forms. Each day tens of thousands of potatoes enter a water line that flows rapidly through a long tube. Traveling now at thirty miles per hour, the potato surges through an iron mesh as sharp as ninja steel. What was once whole is now sliced into more than twenty perfect fries. But hidden within this Cadillac process is the genesis of another Cinderella story: the tater tot, born from the scraps and orphans that the french fry process leaves behind. |
586 |
3 |
1.293 |
114.03 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
96.49 |
96.49 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 15. |
#4070401 |
You say I'm a dreamer. We're two of a kind, both of searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find. So perhaps I should leave here, yeah, go far away. But you know that there's nowhere that I'd rather be than with you here today. |
240 |
1 |
1.292 |
140.74 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
140.74 |
140.74 |
April 16, 2023 |
| 16. |
#4070319 |
When I need to find something out, I just go out and look for somebody that knows more than me, and I go and ask them. Sometimes I ask pretty hard. |
147 |
1 |
1.289 |
140.41 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
140.41 |
140.41 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 17. |
#4070354 |
The wise speak only of what they know, Grima son of Galmod. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till the lightning falls. |
268 |
3 |
1.277 |
96.71 — Devin (djdont69) |
78.86 |
78.86 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 18. |
#4070427 |
All I ever wanted from you, Jason, was to live in a world with no wit, no intellect. A world where you worship me for the perfect creature that I am. |
149 |
2 |
1.272 |
77.88 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
62.78 |
62.78 |
November 18, 2024 |
| 19. |
#4070066 |
For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle. |
193 |
2 |
1.269 |
154.36 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
151.71 |
151.71 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 20. |
#4070434 |
The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television. |
309 |
2 |
1.266 |
95.61 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
90.16 |
90.16 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 21. |
#4070477 |
But in spite of the fact that a man has become fantastic in this fashion, he may nevertheless (although most commonly it becomes manifest) be perfectly well able to live on, to be a man, as it seems, to occupy himself with temporal things, get married, beget children, win honor and esteem - and perhaps no one notices that in a deeper sense he lacks a self. About such a thing as that not much fuss is made in the world; for a self is the thing the world is least apt to inquire about, and the thing of all things the most dangerous for a man to let people notice that he has it. The greatest danger, that of losing one's own self, may pass off as quietly as if it were nothing; every other loss, that of an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc., is sure to be noticed. |
771 |
1 |
1.265 |
137.78 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
137.78 |
137.78 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 22. |
#4070207 |
Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the light side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps; just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing. |
301 |
1 |
1.260 |
130.53 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
130.53 |
130.53 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 23. |
#4070073 |
The painter will produce pictures of little merit if he takes the works of others as his standard; but if he will apply himself to learn from the objects of nature he will produce good results. |
193 |
1 |
1.259 |
137.21 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
137.21 |
137.21 |
May 4, 2023 |
| 24. |
#4070292 |
Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter, and none of those instincts are given much play at the warehouse! |
114 |
1 |
1.225 |
57.14 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
57.14 |
57.14 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 25. |
#4070186 |
Have pity on me and heal me, for you see that I have become a problem to myself, and this is the ailment from which I suffer. |
125 |
1 |
1.224 |
62.65 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
62.65 |
62.65 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 26. |
#4070242 |
My love is as a fever, longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease, feeding on that which doth preserve the ill, the uncertain sickly appetite to please. |
165 |
2 |
1.213 |
57.60 — Fabio Candido (fcandido) |
56.27 |
56.27 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 27. |
#4070347 |
You're being naive, Nancy. Those people, they're not wired like me and you, okay? They don't spend their lives trying to get a look at what's behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, definition. |
233 |
2 |
1.209 |
76.79 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
60.01 |
60.01 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 28. |
#4070290 |
It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a revelation that comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in writing. Revelation is necessarily limited to the first communication. After this, it is only an account of something which that person says was a revelation made to him; and though he may find himself obliged to believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me to believe it in the same manner, for it was not a revelation made to me, and I have only his word for it that it was made to him. |
510 |
1 |
1.208 |
131.61 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
131.61 |
131.61 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 29. |
#4070464 |
The astronomical theories that are now recognized, in retrospect, as genuinely scientific features of the intellectual revolution in the seventeenth century were developed in a convulsive flurry of changes that included studies of natural magic, witches, Paracelsus, and the enigmatic and obscurantist follies of those who claimed to represent divine or satanic interventions in human affairs. |
393 |
4 |
1.202 |
116.01 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
72.03 |
72.03 |
February 11, 2023 |
| 30. |
#4070033 |
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin. I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison. |
103 |
1 |
1.188 |
114.19 — Devin (djdont69) |
114.19 |
114.19 |
February 4, 2024 |
| 31. |
#4070002 |
You forget what you want to remember and you remember what you want to forget. |
78 |
2 |
1.186 |
150.19 — Joshua (sh1nobie) |
145.27 |
145.27 |
October 22, 2022 |
| 32. |
#4070277 |
Now that it was evening, they encamped by the river of forgetfulness, whose water no container can hold. It is necessary for all to drink a fixed amount of the water, but some do not have the wisdom to keep from drinking more than this amount. As one drinks one becomes forgetful of everything. In the middle of the night when they were asleep there was thunder and an earthquake, and then suddenly just like shooting stars they were borne upward, each in a different direction to his birth. |
491 |
1 |
1.178 |
122.01 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
122.01 |
122.01 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 33. |
#4070241 |
For example, tomorrow we will demonstrate to all interested parties a new and extremely interesting power source, which is atomic in nature and which can supply a form of electric power for entire countries for the cost of a few dollars. |
237 |
1 |
1.169 |
121.15 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
121.15 |
121.15 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 34. |
#4070197 |
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? |
89 |
1 |
1.169 |
35.41 — Yoshi (bass_fisch) |
35.41 |
35.41 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 35. |
#4070145 |
We used to look at the stars and confess our dreams, hold each other till the morning light. We used to laugh, now we only fight. Baby, are you lonesome now? |
157 |
1 |
1.164 |
59.58 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
59.58 |
59.58 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 36. |
#4070112 |
Video killed the radio star. In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've gone too far. Pictures came and broke your heart. |
127 |
2 |
1.162 |
55.22 — keski6 (keski6) |
54.50 |
54.50 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 37. |
#4070171 |
Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this. |
134 |
1 |
1.157 |
54.53 — keski6 (keski6) |
54.53 |
54.53 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 38. |
#4070149 |
Isn't that something? That is pretty. I like these kind of paintings. And you know me, shoot, there's a minute or two left here, let's have us a happy tree. We'll just take the knife, maybe we'll have an old birch tree that lives right here. Let's just let it run all the way up here. Now, you could have left the birch tree inside of the oval, but I sort of like it when it sneaks out a little bit. But when you do your painting, you make that decision. If you want him to live inside that oval, you put that rascal in there and keep him in there. |
548 |
1 |
1.150 |
125.25 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
125.25 |
125.25 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 39. |
#4070205 |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind to new horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. |
111 |
1 |
1.140 |
53.20 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
53.20 |
53.20 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 40. |
#4070298 |
The law is the true embodiment of everything that's excellent. It has no kind of fault or flaw, and I, my Lords, embody the law. |
128 |
1 |
1.138 |
53.66 — keski6 (keski6) |
53.66 |
53.66 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 41. |
#4070041 |
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. |
58 |
11 |
1.133 |
162.78 — (zambricks) |
152.32 |
152.32 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 42. |
#4070265 |
The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons. |
142 |
2 |
1.132 |
52.83 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
50.00 |
50.00 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 43. |
#4070353 |
Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin. Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan. And for that, we are banished. |
216 |
3 |
1.131 |
86.53 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
77.24 |
77.24 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 44. |
#4070332 |
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I wanna make you move because you're standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you'll probably move right through me on my way to you. |
209 |
1 |
1.130 |
53.28 — keski6 (keski6) |
53.28 |
53.28 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 45. |
#4070389 |
When you find that once again you long to take your heart back and be free, if you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me. |
126 |
2 |
1.129 |
58.63 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
52.93 |
52.93 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 46. |
#4070215 |
Most of what I learnt at Cambridge had to be painfully unlearnt later; on the whole, what I had learnt for myself from being left alone in an old library had proved more solid. |
176 |
1 |
1.128 |
53.16 — keski6 (keski6) |
53.16 |
53.16 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 47. |
#4070385 |
It often seems to me that's all detective work is, wiping out your false starts and beginning again. And it is just what some people will not do. They conceive a certain theory, and everything has to fit into that theory. If one little fact will not fit it, they throw it aside. But it is always the facts that will not fit in that are significant. |
348 |
2 |
1.123 |
86.99 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
78.93 |
78.93 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 48. |
#4070384 |
But if you feel like I feel, please let me know that it's real. You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you. |
124 |
4 |
1.123 |
52.41 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
49.57 |
49.57 |
November 21, 2024 |
| 49. |
#4070229 |
If we were to use this statement as a varying symbol by which to rank writers for clearness, we might, I think, get something like the following: Swift, Macaulay, and Shaw would say that Andre was hanged. Bradley would say that he was killed. Bosanquet would say that he died. Kant would say that his mortal existence achieved its termination. Hegel would say that a finite determination of infinity had been further determined by its own negation. |
448 |
1 |
1.122 |
122.21 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
122.21 |
122.21 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 50. |
#4070445 |
Hot summer streets and the pavements are burning. I sit around trying to smile, but the air is so heavy and dry. Strange voices are saying things I can't understand. It's too close for comfort, this heat has got right out of hand. |
230 |
1 |
1.120 |
57.31 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
57.31 |
57.31 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 51. |
#4070142 |
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings, you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything. |
126 |
1 |
1.120 |
57.30 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
57.30 |
57.30 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 52. |
#4070106 |
When we played our charade, we were like children posing. Playing at games, acting out names, guessing the parts we played. |
123 |
1 |
1.115 |
52.01 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
52.01 |
52.01 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 53. |
#4070243 |
All men are born free? All men remain free? No, not a single man; not a single man that ever was, or is, or will be. All men, on the contrary, are born in subjection, and the most absolute subjection - the subjection of a helpless child to the parents on whom he depends every moment for his existence. |
302 |
2 |
1.114 |
52.52 — keski6 (keski6) |
52.04 |
52.04 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 54. |
#4070086 |
When I'm tired and thinking cold, I hide in my music, forget the day, and dream of a girl I used to know. |
105 |
2 |
1.114 |
59.22 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
54.59 |
54.59 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 55. |
#4070088 |
Some say better things will come our way. No matter what they try to say, you were always there for me. Some way, when the sun begins to shine, I hear a song from another time and fade away. |
190 |
2 |
1.112 |
121.65 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
110.30 |
110.30 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 56. |
#4070310 |
The ideas of economists and political philosophers, both when they are right and when they are wrong, are more powerful than is commonly understood. Indeed the world is ruled by little else. Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back. I am sure that the power of vested interests is vastly exaggerated compared with the gradual encroachment of ideas. |
573 |
1 |
1.110 |
120.88 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
120.88 |
120.88 |
February 16, 2023 |
| 57. |
#4070074 |
When you are painting you should take a flat mirror and often look at your work within it, and it will then be seen in reverse, and will appear to be by the hand of some other master, and you will be better able to judge of its faults than in any other way. |
257 |
1 |
1.109 |
120.81 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
120.81 |
120.81 |
November 11, 2022 |
| 58. |
#4070135 |
Look round at the courses of the stars, as if thou wert going along with them; and constantly consider the changes of the elements into one another; for such thoughts purge away the filth of the terrene life. |
208 |
3 |
1.106 |
126.36 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
116.55 |
116.55 |
February 26, 2021 |
| 59. |
#4070392 |
I went out into the night and the neon and let the crowd pull me along, walking blind, willing myself to be just a segment of that mass organism, just one more drifting chip of consciousness under the geodesics. |
211 |
2 |
1.105 |
119.36 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
85.67 |
85.67 |
November 1, 2022 |
| 60. |
#4070246 |
What was observed by us in the third place is the nature or matter of the Milky Way itself, which, with the aid of the spyglass, may be observed so well that all the disputes that for so many generations have vexed philosophers are destroyed by visible certainty, and we are liberated from wordy arguments. |
306 |
2 |
1.102 |
114.22 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
111.91 |
111.91 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 61. |
#4070357 |
And I take offense at armchair warriors who don't know what a shrapnel wound feels like. Or what death smells like after three days in the sun. Or that look in a man's eyes when he realizes he's minus a leg and his blood is seeping out. Mr. Hanford, you have a great enthusiasm for planting the flag deep, but you don't have a nodding acquaintance with what it's like to bury men in the same soil. |
397 |
3 |
1.093 |
77.93 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
69.55 |
69.55 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 62. |
#4070300 |
Through meticulous analysis of history, I will find a way to make the people worship me. By studying the conquerors of days gone by, I'll discover the mistakes that made them go awry. |
183 |
2 |
1.093 |
126.59 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
85.77 |
85.77 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 63. |
#4070406 |
You will subjugate the unknown beings on other planets, who may still be living in the primitive condition of freedom, to the beneficial yoke of reason. If they fail to understand that we bring them mathematically infallible happiness, it will be our duty to compel them to be happy. |
283 |
1 |
1.091 |
55.82 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
55.82 |
55.82 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 64. |
#4070262 |
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. |
282 |
1 |
1.090 |
112.89 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
112.89 |
112.89 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 65. |
#4070082 |
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora. |
257 |
1 |
1.084 |
118.08 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
118.08 |
118.08 |
June 16, 2022 |
| 66. |
#4070094 |
I'm in deep with this girl but she's out of her mind. We all need something to live for. |
88 |
2 |
1.083 |
176.12 — (poem) |
151.62 |
151.62 |
June 23, 2019 |
| 67. |
#4070150 |
The only thing we try to do here is show you how to make effects, how to create certain illusions, and then you do with it whatever you want. We each see nature through different eyes, so you paint the way you see it, and then it's right. And the only rule that I respect in art is: if it makes you happy, then it's good. You do what makes you happy. You paint scenes the way you see 'em, and that's when you really experience the joy of painting. |
447 |
1 |
1.081 |
117.74 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
117.74 |
117.74 |
November 1, 2022 |
| 68. |
#4070056 |
She gives me feelings like I never felt before. I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law. She used to look good to me, but now I find her simply irresistible. |
165 |
1 |
1.081 |
78.79 — Logan (loganbog333) |
78.79 |
78.79 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 69. |
#4070193 |
An ox wanders off and you spend time looking for it. |
52 |
21 |
1.080 |
174.26 — (zambricks) |
156.73 |
156.73 |
March 21, 2024 |
| 70. |
#4070122 |
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. |
112 |
1 |
1.080 |
50.89 — keski6 (keski6) |
50.89 |
50.89 |
April 22, 2024 |
| 71. |
#4070371 |
The buggers may seem like a game to you now, Ender, but they damn near wiped us out last time. They had us cold, outnumbered and outweaponed. The only thing that saved us was that we had the most brilliant military commander we ever found. Call it fate, call it God, call it damnfool luck, we had Mazer Rackham. |
311 |
1 |
1.078 |
117.44 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
117.44 |
117.44 |
December 12, 2022 |
| 72. |
#4070124 |
As there is no profit in the physician's art unless it cure the diseases of the body, so there is none in philosophy, unless it expel the troubles of the soul. |
159 |
1 |
1.077 |
50.25 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
50.25 |
50.25 |
January 14, 2025 |
| 73. |
#4070342 |
I love thee, Wilma, with hair like silk, lips like cherries, skin like milk, your shell-like ears, your dainty hands, and eyes so black, like frying pans. |
154 |
1 |
1.074 |
50.11 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
50.11 |
50.11 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 74. |
#4070143 |
When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding. No more falsehoods or derisions. Golden living dreams of visions, mystic crystal revelation, and the mind's true liberation. |
358 |
4 |
1.074 |
78.64 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
68.83 |
68.83 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 75. |
#4070289 |
Fortune, which has a great deal of power in other matters but especially in war, can bring about great changes in a situation through very slight forces. |
153 |
1 |
1.072 |
54.85 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
54.85 |
54.85 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 76. |
#4070284 |
It's getting harder and harder for me to return to my true form. Some nights, I can't do it at all. What's causing it? Iron roads and machines that breathe smoke. Magic is draining from the world, and with it, we magical creatures grow ever weaker. |
248 |
1 |
1.069 |
116.42 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
116.42 |
116.42 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 77. |
#4070329 |
So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
732 |
1 |
1.068 |
116.39 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
116.39 |
116.39 |
June 3, 2023 |
| 78. |
#4070097 |
And when the car broke down, they started walking. But where were they going without ever knowing the way? |
106 |
5 |
1.068 |
159.74 — practically done (g1_petrol... |
101.64 |
101.64 |
August 9, 2020 |
| 79. |
#4070161 |
Is there a cure among us from this processed sanity? I weaken with each voice that sings. Now in this world of purchase, I'm going to buy back memories to awaken some old quality. |
179 |
2 |
1.065 |
110.06 — Pieus (pieus) |
70.99 |
70.99 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 80. |
#4070382 |
But why is Fantasia dying then? - Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams, so the Nothing grows stronger. |
135 |
2 |
1.056 |
49.25 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
46.55 |
46.55 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 81. |
#4070420 |
I wish I had known you before you were made, before you turned hard. I would've liked to have seen you smile with light in your eyes, instead of darkness. That would have been something. |
186 |
3 |
1.055 |
88.12 — (zak389) |
64.81 |
64.81 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 82. |
#4070395 |
And our world faded away like a dream, and the green light above grew stronger and stronger, till their heads came out of the pool and they scrambled ashore. And there was the wood all about them, as green and bright and still as ever. |
235 |
2 |
1.053 |
110.38 — Dal (astronerd) |
70.57 |
70.57 |
November 22, 2021 |
| 83. |
#4070307 |
Is there a greater tragedy imaginable than that, in our endeavour consciously to shape our future in accordance with high ideals, we should in fact unwittingly produce the very opposite of what we have been striving for? |
220 |
2 |
1.052 |
119.05 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
81.83 |
81.83 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 84. |
#4070388 |
Over me, around me, closing in on me, embracing me ever nearer, was the Eternal; that which was before the beginning, and that which triumphs over the end; that enormous void in which all light and life and being is but the thin and vanishing splendour of a falling star, the cold, the stillness, the silence - the infinite and final Night of space. |
349 |
3 |
1.049 |
103.12 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
72.62 |
72.62 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 85. |
#4070293 |
Erdos knows about more problems than anybody else, and he not only knows about various problems and conjectures, but he also knows the tastes of various mathematicians. So if I get a letter from him giving me three of his conjectures and two of his problems, then it's sure that these are exactly the kind of conjectures and problems I'm interested in, and these are exactly the kind of questions I may be able to answer. Of course, this applies not only to me, but to everybody else. |
484 |
1 |
1.049 |
114.30 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
114.30 |
114.30 |
April 16, 2023 |
| 86. |
#4070016 |
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. |
117 |
5 |
1.049 |
136.27 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... |
65.75 |
65.75 |
June 11, 2023 |
| 87. |
#4070301 |
All the old paintings on the tomb, they do the sand dance, don't you know? If they move too quick, they're falling down like a domino. |
134 |
3 |
1.049 |
53.18 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
50.30 |
50.30 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 88. |
#4070317 |
My brain was just pouring this stuff out. Everything I'd ever read, heard, seen was now organized and available. |
112 |
1 |
1.047 |
48.83 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
48.83 |
48.83 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 89. |
#4070113 |
I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit. |
275 |
4 |
1.045 |
154.29 — police (styrofoam) |
104.03 |
104.03 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 90. |
#4070159 |
My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won't you kill me, so I die happy? My heart is yours to fill or burst, to break or bury or wear as jewelry, whichever you prefer. |
183 |
3 |
1.044 |
84.22 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
65.75 |
65.75 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 91. |
#4070075 |
Therefore you should be desirous of hearing patiently the opinions of others, and consider and reflect carefully whether or no he who censures you has reason for his censure; and correct your work if you find that he is right, but if not, then let it seem that you have not understood him, or - in case he is a man whom you esteem - show him by argument why it is that he is mistaken. |
384 |
2 |
1.043 |
100.41 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
79.98 |
79.98 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 92. |
#4070160 |
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look and you'll see into your imagination. We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation. |
210 |
9 |
1.039 |
143.86 — police (styrofoam) |
71.86 |
71.86 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 93. |
#4070323 |
You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! |
175 |
6 |
1.035 |
81.04 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
60.43 |
60.43 |
August 2, 2021 |
| 94. |
#4070380 |
There is no one now living who sees directly the great illusion in which we walk and the blindness we suffer. |
109 |
1 |
1.035 |
73.25 — numerci (numerci) |
73.25 |
73.25 |
August 13, 2024 |
| 95. |
#3640685 |
I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just like I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. |
197 |
2 |
1.035 |
72.96 — Logan (loganbog333) |
61.44 |
61.44 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 96. |
#4070373 |
Just as water can turn to ice under certain conditions of temperature, a person can move to the state of mind that I call agency. The critical thing is that you see yourself as the instrument of the execution of another person's wishes. You do not see yourself as acting on your own. |
283 |
4 |
1.034 |
101.16 — Pieus (pieus) |
69.54 |
69.54 |
January 8, 2024 |
| 97. |
#4070359 |
Good morrow, gentle mistress, where away? Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman, such war of white and red within her cheeks? What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty as those two eyes become that heavenly face? Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee. Sweet Kate, embrace her for her beauty's sake. |
354 |
1 |
1.034 |
112.66 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
112.66 |
112.66 |
June 3, 2023 |
| 98. |
#4070131 |
This combinatory play seems to be the essential feature in productive thought - before there is any connection with logical construction in words or other kinds of signs which can be communicated to others. |
206 |
2 |
1.032 |
142.95 — police (styrofoam) |
138.90 |
138.90 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 99. |
#4070440 |
The only people that are ever gonna tell you you can't accomplish something are the ones who fail. I'm not here to tell you you can't do something, 'cause I did it. You can do it. |
179 |
3 |
1.030 |
53.87 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
48.67 |
48.67 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 100. |
#4070213 |
Summertime, and the livin' is easy. Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is high. Oh, your daddy's rich and your ma is good lookin', so hush little baby, don't you cry. |
163 |
3 |
1.030 |
80.68 — Gray (gray77) |
64.90 |
64.90 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 101. |
#4070472 |
If you ever find yourself in Scottsboro, Alabama, a small town in the northeast of the state, you might want to visit one of the world's most interesting stores: Unclaimed Baggage Center. It's just as it sounds. This place actually purchases unclaimed luggage from airlines and resells the items from these bags. At the store, the luggage arrives on tractor trailers and is then divided and sorted. They dry-clean the laundry, appraise the jewelry, and test and clear out electronic equipment, then put them out for sale. |
521 |
3 |
1.030 |
102.42 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
84.09 |
84.09 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 102. |
#4070011 |
He had set his features into the expression of quiet optimism which it was advisable to wear when facing the telescreen. |
120 |
6 |
1.028 |
48.19 — keski6 (keski6) |
40.57 |
40.57 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 103. |
#4070398 |
I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places that this heart of mine embraces all day through - in that small cafe, the park across the way, the children's carousel, the chestnut trees, the wishing well. I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day, in everything that's light and gay. I'll always think of you that way. I'll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new. I'll be looking at the moon, but I'll be seeing you. |
441 |
5 |
1.027 |
106.66 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
77.81 |
77.81 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 104. |
#4070404 |
Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung fu so powerful only one man could master it - the chosen one. When I woke up, I saw the kung fu master running towards me. I could feel my body mutate into some sort of kung fu freak of nature. |
423 |
2 |
1.023 |
111.30 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.05 |
108.05 |
January 21, 2023 |
| 105. |
#4070336 |
What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. |
118 |
2 |
1.022 |
47.70 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
47.61 |
47.61 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 106. |
#4070064 |
Hence, instead of determining the measure of formal agreement of the symbols of Logic with those of Number generally, it is more immediately suggested to us to compare them with symbols of quantity admitting only of the values 0 and 1. |
235 |
2 |
1.021 |
124.77 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
83.84 |
83.84 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 107. |
#4070415 |
I've known Tara my whole life, and every trace of her was gone. Replaced. And here I thought vampires were the only ones who could hypnotize people. - No offense, Sookie, but humans are shockingly susceptible to just about every form of thought manipulation. |
258 |
2 |
1.021 |
111.22 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
110.57 |
110.57 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 108. |
#4070096 |
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of other projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their computation. |
214 |
1 |
1.019 |
144.86 — police (styrofoam) |
144.86 |
144.86 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 109. |
#4070418 |
I can't work a desk no more, Andy. It's sucking the life out of me. I need a cold case. I need a special assignment. I need something to do right now or I'll blow up like a M80 and take this whole place with me. |
211 |
3 |
1.016 |
102.25 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
66.25 |
66.25 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 110. |
#4070471 |
To be honest, I was not fully aware that my advantage was as big as I now see it is. During a game this is often an irrelevant consideration. You see that you have a nice position, that you can improve your pieces, so you go for it. What more do you need? |
255 |
2 |
1.016 |
84.40 — ashok (ashokkasi) |
66.29 |
66.29 |
October 31, 2021 |
| 111. |
#4070278 |
In his Phaedo, Plato describes another vision of the afterlife in which he explains how true philosophers eventually are released from the cycle of reincarnation; those who have lived a life of exceptional holiness and purify themselves sufficiently through their pursuit of philosophy live entirely as souls in the hereafter in beautiful dwellings, which are not easy to describe. |
381 |
2 |
1.016 |
80.84 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
71.50 |
71.50 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 112. |
#4070423 |
In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer. |
146 |
1 |
1.013 |
47.28 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
47.28 |
47.28 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 113. |
#4070105 |
If you're feeling fancy free, come wander through the world with me, and any place we chance to be will be a rendezvous. Two for the road, we'll travel through the years collecting precious memories, selecting souvenirs and living life the way we please. |
254 |
2 |
1.012 |
95.29 — Jireh (slowsnailtyper) |
93.77 |
93.77 |
June 28, 2019 |
| 114. |
#4070361 |
Each day tens of thousands of potatoes enter a water line that flows rapidly through a long tube. Traveling now at thirty miles per hour, the potato surges through an iron mesh as sharp as ninja steel. What was once whole is now sliced into more than twenty perfect fries. |
272 |
1 |
1.009 |
78.37 — Gray (gray77) |
78.37 |
78.37 |
March 5, 2025 |
| 115. |
#4070255 |
A great part of its theories derives an additional charm from the peculiarity that important propositions, with the impress of simplicity on them, are often easily discovered by induction, and yet are of so profound a character that we cannot find the demonstrations till after many vain attempts; and even then, when we do succeed, it is often by some tedious and artificial process, while the simple methods may long remain concealed. |
436 |
2 |
1.008 |
109.79 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
109.60 |
109.60 |
June 9, 2022 |
| 116. |
#4070275 |
Meanwhile he fashioned happily a statue of ivory, white as snow, and gave it a beauty surpassing that of any woman born; and he fell in love with what he had made. |
163 |
2 |
1.008 |
52.79 — keski6 (keski6) |
47.29 |
47.29 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 117. |
#4070137 |
Look thoroughly into matters, and let not the peculiar quality or intrinsic value of anything escape you. |
105 |
2 |
1.004 |
50.46 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
48.93 |
48.93 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 118. |
#4070172 |
But something stronger than death was summoning him, compelling him - the wall. The wall was calling him. His body, which had eaten drawings from the wall continuously for four weeks, had been almost entirely transformed by them. |
229 |
5 |
1.001 |
142.58 — police (styrofoam) |
88.81 |
88.81 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 119. |
#4070201 |
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, choosing to be here right now. |
95 |
1 |
1.000 |
93.70 — . (angelana) |
93.70 |
93.70 |
October 20, 2024 |
| 120. |
#4070022 |
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah. She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart. |
94 |
1 |
1.000 |
137.74 — Warper (spacewarper) |
137.74 |
137.74 |
August 13, 2024 |
| 121. |
#4070020 |
After all, what justification is there for a word which is simply the opposite of some other word? |
98 |
1 |
1.000 |
70.10 — (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... |
70.10 |
70.10 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 122. |
#4070089 |
How can I explain when there are few words I can choose? How can I explain when words get broken? |
97 |
1 |
1.000 |
61.04 — Vito Scaletta (minaricano) |
61.04 |
61.04 |
March 7, 2021 |
| 123. |
#4070042 |
Well, if that's how you feel about it, then that's how you feel about it. Is that how you feel about it? |
104 |
1 |
1.000 |
206.21 — i'd buy that for a dollar! ... |
206.21 |
206.21 |
July 4, 2018 |
| 124. |
#4070062 |
If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? |
83 |
1 |
1.000 |
129.64 — (mononym_jisoo) |
129.64 |
129.64 |
March 19, 2020 |
| 125. |
#4070014 |
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one. |
87 |
1 |
1.000 |
182.17 — (jlachney) |
182.17 |
182.17 |
September 18, 2018 |
| 126. |
#4070274 |
As I mentioned earlier, Miss Lucy has, for reasons that remain a mystery to me, unlocked certain portions of her brain that offer access to previously unexplored cerebral zones. |
177 |
1 |
1.000 |
99.09 — Elvis (elvisnator) |
99.09 |
99.09 |
July 24, 2019 |
| 127. |
#4070397 |
He understood terrible purposes. They drove against all odds. They were their own necessity. Paul felt that he had been infected with terrible purpose. He did not know yet what the terrible purpose was. |
202 |
1 |
1.000 |
136.41 — (ginoo75) |
136.41 |
136.41 |
April 29, 2021 |
| 128. |
#4070023 |
It is better to be unhappy and know the worst, than to be happy in a fool's paradise. |
85 |
1 |
1.000 |
179.07 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
179.07 |
179.07 |
July 5, 2018 |
| 129. |
#4070024 |
Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition? |
101 |
1 |
1.000 |
75.48 — Yurslf (yurslf_exe) |
75.48 |
75.48 |
January 30, 2021 |
| 130. |
#4070268 |
It's called cellular because your car phone is tied into different radio transmitters, each one called a cell. And as you travel, the signal from your phone travels from cell to cell. |
183 |
1 |
1.000 |
75.60 — Rusty (saddled) |
75.60 |
75.60 |
December 7, 2020 |
| 131. |
#4070429 |
We're both stumbling around together in this unformed world, whose rules and objectives are largely unknown, seemingly indecipherable or even possibly nonexistent, always on the verge of being killed by forces that we don't understand. |
235 |
2 |
0.999 |
132.57 — practically done (g1_petrol... |
120.73 |
120.73 |
February 26, 2021 |
| 132. |
#4070117 |
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? |
182 |
1 |
0.996 |
46.48 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
46.48 |
46.48 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 133. |
#4070358 |
Data, if you were one of my human patients, I might be concerned right now. I'd say you'd had a waking dream or an hallucination. But you're not human. I think we might be looking at some kind of technological problem. |
218 |
3 |
0.996 |
110.76 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
88.78 |
88.78 |
June 2, 2022 |
| 134. |
#4070138 |
Things are so much perplexed and in the dark that several great philosophers looked upon them as altogether unintelligible, and that there was no certain test for the discovery of truth. Even the Stoics agree that certainty is very hard to come at; that our assent is worth little, for where is infallibility to be found? |
321 |
2 |
0.994 |
77.17 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
69.86 |
69.86 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 135. |
#4070435 |
I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies. You know, best spleen. Most perfectly developed kidneys. Why don't we have standards of beauty for the entire human body, inside and out? |
215 |
2 |
0.993 |
79.56 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
69.95 |
69.95 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 136. |
#4070244 |
As passions are contagious, and the bulk of men are more guided by the opinions and pretended opinions of others than by their own, a large share of confidence, with a little share of argument, will be apt to go farther than all the argument in the world without confidence. |
274 |
1 |
0.993 |
108.14 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
108.14 |
108.14 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 137. |
#4070476 |
Sad movies rarely make me cry. I pick up all the cues, the story hits its mark, the music underlines the emotion, but most of the time my interest is only technical. For that matter, I don't cry a whole lot at the movies anyway. But when I do, I notice that it's almost always because of the goodness of a character. Someone in the film has been sympathetic, generous, or moved to help others because of a good heart. |
417 |
1 |
0.991 |
102.04 — MINH (shinmyou) |
102.04 |
102.04 |
January 25, 2023 |
| 138. |
#4070321 |
When was the last time you remember doing something during the day? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory, I mean like yesterday? Last week? When? Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something, I don't think the sun even exists in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours and hours and hours, and the night never ends here. |
389 |
1 |
0.987 |
107.49 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
107.49 |
107.49 |
June 16, 2022 |
| 139. |
#4070157 |
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test, and don't ask why; it's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. |
249 |
1 |
0.983 |
107.14 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
107.14 |
107.14 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 140. |
#4070377 |
And this week on How To Do It, we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara desert to make vast new areas of land cultivatable. But first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases. |
301 |
2 |
0.983 |
101.94 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
75.25 |
75.25 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 141. |
#4070167 |
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam. Yet I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem, but if I know you, I know what you'll do - you'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream. |
269 |
1 |
0.982 |
139.55 — police (styrofoam) |
139.55 |
139.55 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 142. |
#4070344 |
This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people. This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it. At least one. He would have given me one, one more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could have gotten one more person, and I didn't! And I didn't! |
369 |
3 |
0.982 |
120.23 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
82.87 |
82.87 |
December 12, 2022 |
| 143. |
#4070240 |
Witness Mr. Henry Bemis, a charter member in the fraternity of dreamers. A bookish little man whose passion is the printed page, but who is conspired against by a bank president and a wife and a world full of tongue-cluckers and the unrelenting hands of a clock. But in just a moment, Mr. Bemis will enter a world without bank presidents or wives or clocks or anything else. He'll have a world all to himself, without anyone. |
425 |
1 |
0.981 |
106.91 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
106.91 |
106.91 |
June 17, 2022 |
| 144. |
#4070119 |
Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars. |
144 |
3 |
0.981 |
48.89 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
40.08 |
40.08 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 145. |
#4070256 |
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in a few words, and writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length. |
192 |
2 |
0.978 |
109.14 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
97.15 |
97.15 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 146. |
#4070454 |
Hephaestus will do what he can. Brass and iron are no substitute for feathers, but he's very skilled and ingenious. Let great Zeus rage till even Olympus shakes. But I will never part with you, my beloved Bubo. |
210 |
3 |
0.977 |
108.06 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
79.04 |
79.04 |
November 19, 2022 |
| 147. |
#4070231 |
Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry, I didn't see you there. |
214 |
2 |
0.977 |
103.87 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
79.80 |
79.80 |
May 8, 2022 |
| 148. |
#4070055 |
She drives me crazy like no one else. She drives me crazy, and I can't help myself. |
83 |
1 |
0.976 |
90.77 — Jireh (slowsnailtyper) |
90.77 |
90.77 |
June 28, 2019 |
| 149. |
#4070267 |
Computer communication is not like human communication. There's no facial expression to help you know which way something ambiguous is meant. So the isolated communicators of cyberspace have come up with little signs made out of punctuation marks. They're called emoticons. |
273 |
3 |
0.974 |
86.41 — typeO (otaku_ish) |
65.52 |
65.52 |
December 5, 2021 |
| 150. |
#4070202 |
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. |
118 |
3 |
0.974 |
79.60 — Owen (owenxc1234) |
57.99 |
57.99 |
March 8, 2020 |
| 151. |
#4070378 |
Here we see a honey bear not engaged in a life-or-death struggle about anything. These honey bears are placid and peaceful creatures and, consequently, bad television. |
167 |
3 |
0.972 |
113.33 — baconman (baconman42) |
67.76 |
67.76 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 152. |
#4070346 |
Now that you're out of high school, which means you're technically an adult, don't you think it's time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity? |
160 |
1 |
0.970 |
45.25 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
45.25 |
45.25 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 153. |
#4070253 |
In an age as agitated as ours, it no longer suffices just to be advertised in the newspaper. To be advertised in this way is the same thing as being consigned to oblivion. If one is to be noticed, one must at least appear on the first page under a hand that points to and, as it were, announces or advertises the advertisement. |
327 |
1 |
0.968 |
49.53 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
49.53 |
49.53 |
July 25, 2021 |
| 154. |
#4070306 |
Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts - and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society? |
169 |
3 |
0.967 |
147.94 — (keegant) |
77.72 |
77.72 |
May 27, 2019 |
| 155. |
#4070046 |
If you open your mind for me, you won't rely on open eyes to see. The walls you built within come tumbling down, and a new world will begin. |
140 |
1 |
0.967 |
137.46 — police (styrofoam) |
137.46 |
137.46 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 156. |
#4070125 |
And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mighty billows of the sea, the broad tides of rivers, the compass of the ocean, and the circuits of the stars, and pass themselves by. |
192 |
1 |
0.965 |
49.40 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
49.40 |
49.40 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 157. |
#4070285 |
Well, maybe the exposure affected his mind. Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness. |
112 |
2 |
0.964 |
44.98 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.08 |
42.08 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 158. |
#4070457 |
He could not help feeling a twinge of panic. It was absurd, since the writing of those particular words was not more dangerous than the initial act of opening the diary, but for a moment he was tempted to tear out the spoiled pages and abandon the enterprise altogether. He did not do so, however, because he knew that it was useless. Whether he wrote DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, or whether he refrained from writing it, made no difference. Whether he went on with the diary, or whether he did not go on with it, made no difference. The Thought Police would get him just the same. He had committed - would still have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper - the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you. |
917 |
1 |
0.963 |
104.88 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.88 |
104.88 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 159. |
#4070198 |
Moon river, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style someday. Oh dream maker, you heart breaker, wherever you're going I'm going your way. Two drifters off to see the world - there's such a lot of world to see. We're after the same rainbow's end, waiting round the bend, my huckleberry friend, moon river and me. |
316 |
1 |
0.962 |
136.70 — police (styrofoam) |
136.70 |
136.70 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 160. |
#4070474 |
If you're on the shores of Alaska and happen to see a rubber duck wash onto shore, it's not a prank or strange coincidence. It's actually part of a global phenomenon that has since been forgotten by many. In 1992, a crate fell overboard from a ship on its way to the United States from Hong Kong. The contents? 28,000 plastic rubber duck toys. Over twenty years later, some of these ducks are still floating around in the ocean. They have been found all over the world from Hawaii to South America, to the Pacific Northwest. Some have been frozen in ice, while others have washed onto beaches. |
593 |
1 |
0.960 |
104.64 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.64 |
104.64 |
September 3, 2022 |
| 161. |
#4070381 |
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? |
340 |
1 |
0.959 |
104.49 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.49 |
104.49 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 162. |
#4070280 |
Last of all came the cat, who looked round, as usual, for the warmest place, and finally squeezed herself in between Boxer and Clover; there she purred contentedly throughout Major's speech without listening to a word of what he was saying. |
240 |
1 |
0.959 |
44.74 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
44.74 |
44.74 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 163. |
#4070295 |
Though I am often in the depths of misery, there is still calmness, pure harmony and music inside me. I see paintings or drawings in the poorest cottages, in the dirtiest corners. And my mind is driven towards these things with an irresistible momentum. |
253 |
1 |
0.959 |
104.44 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
104.44 |
104.44 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 164. |
#4070393 |
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. |
173 |
1 |
0.958 |
49.02 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
49.02 |
49.02 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 165. |
#4070269 |
And this is it. This is a portable cellular phone. You'll be able to take this to any American city and call virtually any place in the world. And its maker, Motorola, says a smaller version than this will be on the market next year. |
233 |
1 |
0.957 |
98.59 — MINH (shinmyou) |
98.59 |
98.59 |
January 25, 2023 |
| 166. |
#4070058 |
My heart is like an open highway. Like Frankie said, I did it my way. I just want to live while I'm alive. |
106 |
1 |
0.955 |
44.58 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
44.58 |
44.58 |
January 14, 2025 |
| 167. |
#4070210 |
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. |
105 |
2 |
0.954 |
45.79 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
44.75 |
44.75 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 168. |
#4070394 |
Why, he thought, is anything here? Why is there a world and sky and stars? Why shouldn't there simply be nothing for ever and ever? |
131 |
1 |
0.952 |
44.43 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
44.43 |
44.43 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 169. |
#4070478 |
We think we understand reality, but our universe is only one of many. The unknown truth is that the way to travel between them has already been discovered by beings much like us, but whose history is slightly ahead of our own. The negative aspects of such visitations will be irreversible both to our world and to theirs. It will begin with a series of unnatural occurrences, difficult to notice at first, but growing, not unlike a cancer, until a simple fact becomes undeniable: Only one world will survive. It will either be us or them. |
538 |
1 |
0.951 |
67.28 — numerci (numerci) |
67.28 |
67.28 |
August 13, 2024 |
| 170. |
#4070379 |
I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will, of course, want as security the deeds of your house, of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house, of your wife's parents' house, and of your granny's bungalow. And we will, in addition, need a controlling interest in your new company, unrestricted access to your private bank account, the deposit in our vaults of your three children as hostages, and a full legal indemnity against any acts of embezzlement carried out against you by any members of our staff during the normal course of their duties. |
595 |
1 |
0.948 |
103.27 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
103.27 |
103.27 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 171. |
#4070153 |
She hates time, make it stop. When did Motley Crue become classic rock? And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this stop. |
129 |
1 |
0.947 |
44.17 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
44.17 |
44.17 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 172. |
#4070107 |
Blue skies smiling at me. Nothing but blue skies do I see. Bluebirds singing a song. Nothing but bluebirds all day long. Blue days, all of them gone. Nothing but blue skies from now on. |
185 |
2 |
0.947 |
66.25 — Logan (loganbog333) |
58.32 |
58.32 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 173. |
#4070374 |
I told you. His isolation can't be broken. He can never come to believe that anybody will ever help him out, ever. If he once thinks there's an easy way out, he's wrecked. |
171 |
1 |
0.946 |
28.64 — Yoshi (bass_fisch) |
28.64 |
28.64 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 174. |
#4070291 |
Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion. |
214 |
1 |
0.945 |
102.99 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
102.99 |
102.99 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 175. |
#4070180 |
Master of the house, quick to catch your eye, never wants a passerby to pass him by. Servant to the poor, butler to the great, comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate. Everybody's boon companion, everybody's chaperone. |
220 |
1 |
0.942 |
43.93 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
43.93 |
43.93 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 176. |
#4070338 |
Boars are only worth two experience points apiece. Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up thirty levels? - Yes. Sixty five million, three hundred and forty thousand, two hundred and eighty five. Which should take us seven weeks, five days, thirteen hours, and twenty minutes, giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep. What do you say, guys? You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around... or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters. |
492 |
1 |
0.941 |
119.82 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
119.82 |
119.82 |
January 2, 2020 |
| 177. |
#4070363 |
Has he ever done anything with you that you actually like? You know, like the arcade or something? No, he hasn't. He's trying to force you to like normal things. And you shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to. Especially not him. |
255 |
3 |
0.941 |
92.47 — typeO (otaku_ish) |
73.40 |
73.40 |
February 22, 2021 |
| 178. |
#4070403 |
What are you supposed to do? You're supposed to eat it, that's all. You eat it, eat as much of it as you can, and you keep eating it. |
133 |
1 |
0.939 |
83.82 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
83.82 |
83.82 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 179. |
#4070170 |
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. |
124 |
3 |
0.935 |
63.25 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
45.57 |
45.57 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 180. |
#4070220 |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had not understood either myself or my strivings. What had seemed for so long to be beneficial now turned out in actuality to be fatal, and I had been striving to go in the opposite direction to that which was truly necessary to me. |
287 |
1 |
0.931 |
101.45 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
101.45 |
101.45 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 181. |
#4070286 |
Still, as a storyteller, I'm fascinated how a person's sense of consciousness can be so transformed by nothing more magical than listening to words. Mere words. |
160 |
1 |
0.928 |
43.28 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
43.28 |
43.28 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 182. |
#4070156 |
On random notes of parchment I'm scrawling my existence, dressed in white. This candle radiates throughout the night, and it's never burning out. |
145 |
2 |
0.926 |
64.93 — shin (shawnd1) |
64.63 |
64.63 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 183. |
#4070467 |
The scientist is thus disposed to regard his opponent as an honorable enemy. This attitude is necessary for his effectiveness as a scientist, but tends to make him the dupe of unprincipled people in war and in politics. It also has the effect of making it hard for the general public to understand him, for the general public is much more concerned with personal antagonists than with nature as an antagonist. |
409 |
1 |
0.924 |
100.62 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
100.62 |
100.62 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 184. |
#4070098 |
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots! |
150 |
1 |
0.923 |
43.07 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
43.07 |
43.07 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 185. |
#4070366 |
Archaeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot. |
304 |
3 |
0.923 |
98.02 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
76.43 |
76.43 |
November 1, 2022 |
| 186. |
#4070270 |
Xerox PARC was Xerox's think tank. They were working on all these crazy, out-there ideas, which included the mouse and overlapping windows and fonts and graphics on a computer screen, just to see if they could do it. |
216 |
1 |
0.920 |
47.09 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
47.09 |
47.09 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 187. |
#4070402 |
Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity. |
327 |
2 |
0.919 |
105.43 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
74.99 |
74.99 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 188. |
#4070196 |
Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems. |
242 |
1 |
0.915 |
130.01 — police (styrofoam) |
130.01 |
130.01 |
January 31, 2019 |
| 189. |
#4070247 |
Ptolemy may have developed an erroneous picture of the planetary system, but the system of trigonometry he worked out to help him with his calculations remains correct forever. |
176 |
1 |
0.913 |
42.58 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.58 |
42.58 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 190. |
#4070390 |
Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams, purge your thoughts of the life you knew before. Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar, and you'll live as you've never lived before. |
196 |
1 |
0.912 |
42.55 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.55 |
42.55 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 191. |
#4070446 |
What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny'? 'Make yourself at home'? 'Marry my daughter'? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. |
226 |
2 |
0.912 |
71.71 — numerci (numerci) |
56.57 |
56.57 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 192. |
#4070364 |
The Vale of Shadows is a dimension that is a dark reflection or echo of our world. It is a place of decay and death. A plane out of phase. A place of monsters. It is right next to you and you don't even see it. |
210 |
1 |
0.910 |
99.14 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
99.14 |
99.14 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 193. |
#4070209 |
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. |
114 |
1 |
0.910 |
42.44 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.44 |
42.44 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 194. |
#4070259 |
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success. Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything. |
233 |
1 |
0.907 |
98.81 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
98.81 |
98.81 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 195. |
#4070133 |
Whereas by the benefit of words and ratiocination they exceed brute beasts in knowledge, and the commodities that accompany the same, so they exceed them also in error. |
168 |
1 |
0.904 |
42.18 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.18 |
42.18 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 196. |
#4070330 |
Built a higher wall yesterday, now you're thrown away. Same rise and fall. Who cares at all? Seduced by fame, a moth into the flame. |
132 |
1 |
0.904 |
42.17 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.17 |
42.17 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 197. |
#4070155 |
Down at the roller rink, all the cool kids crowding around the air hockey table. "Hey, my best friend likes you," I hear you shout at me as you go skating by. |
158 |
2 |
0.900 |
87.49 — 🤔 (akixuu) |
67.03 |
67.03 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 198. |
#4070304 |
My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it'll be perfect. - Which few did you have in mind, Majesty? |
214 |
1 |
0.898 |
97.81 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
97.81 |
97.81 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 199. |
#4070365 |
You never understood why we did this. The audience knows the truth: The world is simple. And miserable. Solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you could make them wonder, and then you got to see something very special. You really don't know? It was the look on their faces. |
313 |
2 |
0.897 |
88.57 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
67.43 |
67.43 |
June 2, 2022 |
| 200. |
#4070166 |
I can show you the world - shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming. A whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew. But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you. |
475 |
2 |
0.897 |
95.23 — Pieus (pieus) |
94.63 |
94.63 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 201. |
#4070383 |
I'd sit alone and watch your light, my only friend through teenage nights. And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio. You gave them all those old-time stars, through wars of worlds, invaded by Mars. You made 'em laugh, you made 'em cry, you made us feel like we could fly. |
283 |
1 |
0.896 |
97.61 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
97.61 |
97.61 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 202. |
#4070007 |
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too. |
159 |
3 |
0.891 |
107.54 — (ninja_h2) |
74.47 |
74.47 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 203. |
#4070028 |
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. |
118 |
3 |
0.888 |
52.97 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
42.38 |
42.38 |
February 6, 2024 |
| 204. |
#4070165 |
Have some of column A, try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me. |
116 |
2 |
0.885 |
89.83 — Pieus (pieus) |
67.74 |
67.74 |
July 22, 2021 |
| 205. |
#4070061 |
You've gotta understand my position. I'm a coward, and Jareth scares me. - What kind of position is that? - No position! That's my point. |
137 |
3 |
0.883 |
67.03 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
55.97 |
55.97 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 206. |
#4070413 |
You think that it's not magic that keeps you alive? Just 'cause you understand the mechanics of how something works doesn't make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic. We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all. |
290 |
1 |
0.882 |
96.11 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
96.11 |
96.11 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 207. |
#4070001 |
I have often walked down this street before, but the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before. All at once am I several stories high knowing I'm on the street where you live. |
179 |
1 |
0.882 |
45.13 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
45.13 |
45.13 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 208. |
#4070348 |
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!" |
250 |
1 |
0.871 |
94.92 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
94.92 |
94.92 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 209. |
#4070045 |
Last night while everyone was sleeping, I drove through my old neighborhood and resurrected memories from ashes. |
112 |
1 |
0.868 |
40.51 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
40.51 |
40.51 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 210. |
#4070257 |
I confess that Fermat's Theorem as an isolated proposition has very little interest for me, because I could easily lay down a multitude of such propositions, which one could neither prove nor dispose of. |
203 |
1 |
0.859 |
89.04 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
89.04 |
89.04 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 211. |
#4070318 |
It's my own fault, and nobody else's, that I got confused. I've been having so much fun, I forgot to take my medicine. |
118 |
1 |
0.858 |
40.02 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
40.02 |
40.02 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 212. |
#4070439 |
I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places that this heart of mine embraces all day through - in that small cafe, the park across the way, the children's carousel, the chestnut trees, the wishing well. |
208 |
2 |
0.854 |
90.84 — Pieus (pieus) |
66.40 |
66.40 |
July 25, 2021 |
| 213. |
#4070326 |
So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake, mine is the true face of vampires! Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. |
174 |
2 |
0.853 |
42.01 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
41.65 |
41.65 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 214. |
#4070465 |
You see, the chemists have a complicated way of counting: instead of saying "one, two, three, four, five protons," they say, "hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron." |
171 |
2 |
0.849 |
59.33 — Paul (big_d_paul) |
59.25 |
59.25 |
November 17, 2023 |
| 215. |
#4070148 |
I walk around with my arms out straight in front of me and recite these cliches. In a monotone. No inflection necessary. |
120 |
2 |
0.848 |
92.17 — Dal (astronerd) |
66.21 |
66.21 |
July 29, 2021 |
| 216. |
#4070070 |
Did she keep you waiting, did she break your date? Please elucidate, please elaborate. Did she treat you badly, was she very bad? Did she make you mad? Are you very sad? |
169 |
1 |
0.848 |
43.40 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
43.40 |
43.40 |
June 10, 2021 |
| 217. |
#4070173 |
Here in town there's only she who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle. |
97 |
1 |
0.848 |
39.57 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
39.57 |
39.57 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 218. |
#4070461 |
It's been a year, hasn't it? I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night and think about Parker. He was a good friend. I understand how you feel. Hachi, my friend, Parker is never coming home. But if Hachiko wants to wait, then Hachiko should wait. You want to wait for him, don't you? Have a long life, Hachi. |
313 |
1 |
0.846 |
86.61 — Pieus (pieus) |
86.61 |
86.61 |
October 9, 2024 |
| 219. |
#4070475 |
Writing, for me, is akin to breathing. It is not something I plan or schedule; it's something I just do. All the stories collected in this book seized on me at the strangest hours, compelling me to head for my typewriter and put them down on paper before they went away. |
270 |
1 |
0.839 |
91.38 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
91.38 |
91.38 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 220. |
#4070356 |
You know, I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum, totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives. |
229 |
1 |
0.833 |
38.85 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
38.85 |
38.85 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 221. |
#4070414 |
I don't know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula. - It's in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. - So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. I mean, he rose from the dead too. And he told people, "Hey, y'all, drink my blood. It'll give you special powers." |
364 |
2 |
0.831 |
98.52 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
68.66 |
68.66 |
July 27, 2021 |
| 222. |
#4070438 |
She's part of my life, Ed. Always will be. I think about her constantly. But it's done. Minute I heard her say, "Get out of my life forever," I knew it was over. |
161 |
1 |
0.809 |
24.50 — Yoshi (bass_fisch) |
24.50 |
24.50 |
February 19, 2024 |
| 223. |
#4070228 |
"Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later. |
139 |
1 |
0.808 |
41.35 — Tsunami (bmo12) |
41.35 |
41.35 |
July 26, 2021 |
| 224. |
#4070136 |
You want praise from people who kick themselves every fifteen minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves. |
117 |
1 |
0.790 |
36.84 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
36.84 |
36.84 |
January 7, 2025 |
| 225. |
#4070163 |
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world. |
124 |
2 |
0.777 |
53.19 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
50.88 |
50.88 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 226. |
#4070328 |
Punch me in the face. - Punch you? - Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me? - I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext. |
170 |
1 |
0.768 |
35.81 — DA 💑 SENG (seng5020) |
35.81 |
35.81 |
November 14, 2024 |
| 227. |
#4070468 |
I am afraid that I am convinced that a community of human beings is a far more useful thing than a community of ants; and that if the human being is condemned and restricted to perform the same functions over and over again, he will not even be a good ant, not to mention a good human being. |
291 |
3 |
0.725 |
110.64 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
87.37 |
87.37 |
May 15, 2022 |
| 228. |
#4070208 |
1.a) [MAN] A man ordered 2,000 drums of pink ping pong balls in Paris, France. Each drum contained 100 pink ping pong balls. He paid $120 (80 Euros!) per drum, which means he spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls. 1.b) {BALL} These pink ping pong balls measured 40mm (how many inches?) and were given a 1 star rating [1 star?]. [FRIEND] His friends all asked him, "why did you order so many pink ping pong balls, how can you afford to spend that much, and what are you going to do with them?" His answer: "I'll tell you tomorrow." [MAN] Every day his friends asked the same question, and every day he gave the same answer: "I'll tell you tomorrow." {BALL} The pink ping pong balls started decreasing in quantity: only 189,000 left, and then only 172,000, and then 163,000, and then 147,000, etc. {BALL} One day 90% of the pink ping pong balls were gone (100% - 10% = 90% right?). His friends were really feeling frustrated with him now and demanded an explanation, "Tell us what the &^%$ [blip] you're doing with all of these @#^& pink ping pong balls!" [MAN] The man's response: "I spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls for a project. I have now used 90% of those, as you have observed. I promise to tell you tomorrow." [FRIEND] His friends decided to wait one more day and pronounce the alphabet to kill some time: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ then wrote a code word with strange signs: /a/&B#R{+1}>>[Bb] = X0 - 3 + @a rooftop ^ 32 + 12443678923458789 && 1 2 3 < 4. . The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you. |
1949 |
1 |
0.685 |
112.22 — deroche (deroche1) |
112.22 |
112.22 |
February 14, 2019 |
| 229. |
#4070188 |
He's holding back, he's hiding - but what, I can't decide. Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside? |
120 |
1 |
0.666 |
31.41 — keski6 (keski6) |
31.41 |
31.41 |
April 13, 2024 |
| 230. |
#4070375 |
He could see Bonzo's anger growing hot. Hot anger was bad. Ender's anger was cold, and he could use it. Bonzo's was hot, and so it used him. |
140 |
1 |
0.345 |
35.73 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
35.73 |
35.73 |
November 16, 2022 |
| 231. |
#4070019 |
Just a small town girl living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train going anywhere. |
92 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 232. |
#4070078 |
Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel? |
76 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 233. |
#4070108 |
I don't care what consequence it brings. I have been a fool for lesser things. |
78 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 234. |
#4070203 |
Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world. |
99 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 235. |
#4070396 |
There are many parts of my youth that I'm not proud of. There were loose threads, untidy parts of me that I would like to remove. But when I pulled on one of those threads, it unraveled the tapestry of my life. |
210 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 236. |
#4070184 |
Riches and pleasure seemed to him to be really greater tragedies than poverty or sorrow. |
88 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 237. |
#4070458 |
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, but now, God knows, anything goes. Good authors, too, who once knew better words, now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes. |
216 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 238. |
#4070225 |
I hate writing. I so intensely hate writing - I cannot tell you how much. The moment I am at the end of one project I have the idea that I didn't really succeed in telling what I wanted to tell, that I need a new project - it's an absolute nightmare. But my whole economy of writing is in fact based on an obsessional ritual to avoid the actual act of writing. |
360 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 239. |
#4070187 |
I'll keep searching deep within my soul for all the answers. Don't wanna hurt no more. I need peace, gotta feel at ease. Need to be free from pain, going insane. My heart aches, yeah. |
183 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 240. |
#4070084 |
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. |
78 |
1 |
0.000 |
107.40 — dd0aops542404 (generic_user... |
107.40 |
107.40 |
March 8, 2021 |
| 241. |
#4070111 |
The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end. |
84 |
1 |
0.000 |
114.98 — N (natejam) |
114.98 |
114.98 |
March 3, 2021 |
| 242. |
#4070271 |
The day will come, according to NASA, that a launch will be so routine that the press and television won't even bother to cover it. |
131 |
1 |
0.000 |
76.26 — 23 (jorgexdlol) |
76.26 |
76.26 |
May 4, 2021 |
| 243. |
#4070425 |
Your insignificance to me cannot be underestimated. You are food, nothing else. Not even good food; you reek of tuna fish. Truth is, I care more about the life of that tuna you ate than I care about you. |
203 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |